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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp俩人想往前挤都挤不动了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp没辙了,只能跟在队伍里往屋里走,把票给了检票员,许鑫问道:

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“上哪领凳子?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“没了,只能站着了。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp检票的一个看起来脸跟大饼似的胖胖小青年摇头。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp许鑫更无语了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“我再掏钱买。多少钱,你说个数。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他这话一出口就带上点阔大少爷的味道了,让那原本有些机械作业的青年也抬起了头。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp看了许鑫一眼,又看了看旁边的女孩,脸上却露出了一副和善的笑容:

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“诶哟,大哥,真对不住。今天您来的晚了些,是真没了。这样,下次您早点,或者来了之后到门口跟我提一声,我保准给您留俩凳子行吧?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp客客气气的把许鑫所有的话给堵死了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp还把面子给足了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp要是以前,许老二肯定不善罢甘休。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp可现在他却知道,人家能说这话,证明钱是真不好使了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp于是也只能看上去和和气气的点点头:

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“那……行吧,谢谢了哥们。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“嗯嗯,您二位里面请。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp进了剧场,就是一个小厅,小厅有三个门,门庭洞开,里面看上去人头攒动。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp许鑫这会儿其实已经没什么心气儿看了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp还是那句话,不管什么演出,都不值得让他站几个钟头。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp可他还不能走。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp而之所以不走,也只是不愿意驳斥了朋友的面子。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp毕竟,人家完全可以不喊自己来的。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp喊自己,那是情分。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp来了之后就不好走了。不然有点不给面子~

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp可他却没注意到一旁的女孩一直在留意他的表情。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp见他那不情愿的模样,说道:

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“要不咱不看了吧。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“别啊。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp许鑫摇摇头:

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“来都来了,总要看看才行。我也挺感兴趣的,到底什么演出能让观众追成这种程度。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp谎言。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp杨蜜一眼就看出来了对方在撒谎。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不过这谎言背后的东西,她却也能猜得出来。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“够意思!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp忽然夸赞了一声,她指着里面:

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“走,下午你陪我看演出,晚上我请你吃涮肉!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“……东来顺挺难吃的,那羊肉太水了。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“大哥,东来顺专门就是坑你们这种外地人的好吗!晚上你跟我走就得了,保准你吃到正宗的燕京涮肉!……诶等等。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp俩人正往里面要走,可杨蜜忽然看到了一个影子。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp就在许鑫纳闷怎么了的时候,她却忽然朝着一个方向小跑了过去。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp许鑫以为她要去厕所,结果就瞧见这姑娘忽然勾住了一个半大小子……

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp???

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp熟人吗?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp……

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“诶诶……姐姐,您认错人了吧?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp还没过变声期的烧饼嗓音有些哑,看着忽然拽住了自己的漂亮姐姐,先是纳闷,但马上脑子里就被一个“这姐姐可真漂亮”的想法给取代了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp可杨蜜一听……

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“你不是燕京人?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“啊?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp烧饼愣了:

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“您怎么知道?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“多新鲜呐,你这京片儿差着事儿呢。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“呃……您有事啊?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“烧饼,对吧?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp忽然,女孩开始皮笑肉不笑。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp烧饼心里有些突突……琢磨着是从哪得罪了她?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp接着就闻到了一股很好闻的香味。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这姐姐不知何时距离他很近很近。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小男孩哪里受过这个?一下子脑子就懵了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp而杨蜜则满脸不怀好意:

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“刚才,我要吃馄饨,起身拿个煎饼的功夫,你把我凳子抢走了。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“……啊?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp烧饼一懵。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp就听着姑娘又来了一句:

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“我跟你说啊,这事儿没完,知道么?凭什么啊?我吃饭你抢我凳子?你欺负谁呢!?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“呃……不是……我没有……我……”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一听这位是来兴师问罪的,烧饼有些慌了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp接着就见这姐姐一摆手:

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“我不管!干嘛?你们德芸社欺负观众啊!?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“诶诶诶?不不不不,您别误会,哎哟,对不住对不住……”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp师父教导他,天大地大,观众最大。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp欺负观众?这罪名要是师父知道了,少不了得训他。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他赶紧摇头解释。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp可这姐姐却又一摆手……

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp浑然不知道什么时候就把谈话主动权让出来的傻小子,就见眼前这漂亮姐姐手掐腰:

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“你说,怎么办吧。是我去投诉你,还是说……你补偿补偿我。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“别投诉!别别别……我真不是故意的,姐姐您别生气……”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“那就是补偿喽?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“呃……”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp烧饼脑子这会儿都木了,下意识的来了句:

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“我请您吃饭?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“你跟我搁这报菜名呐?!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp杨蜜翻了个白眼,然后,两根白皙皙的手指带着香风,伸到了他面前:

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“俩凳子,给我找俩凳子,咱俩就算两清啦,咋样?然后……”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp她从手里一直提着的塑料袋里拿出了一包上好佳:

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“我请你吃虾条呀。嘻嘻~”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp女孩呲起了一口小白牙。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“……”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp烧饼,被拿捏了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp拿捏的死死的。

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