()&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我是导演，我不比烂正文卷283.好声音“那呢就说说呢滴意见。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp老调重弹的话语从饭局的第一杯酒落杯后响起。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“呢先说家规！”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp许大强眼神一瞪：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“第一条，敢在家里吸烟，呢抽死你！”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“........”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp虽然许鑫能理解为什么老汉今天显得这么狂躁...&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp可是咱能不能别动不动就把腰间那皮带抽出来？是，知道您老人家抽的是爱马仕。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp呢知道了哈不行嘛。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“第二条，敢让你滴朋友们在家吸烟，呢抽死你！”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“...”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp看着许鑫那表情，捧着个鸡汤碗的杨蜜有些绷不住了。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp赶紧捧起碗来喝汤，掩饰住自己那抽搐的嘴角。@&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“第三条！敢对蜜蜜不好，和蜜蜜吵架，呢抽死伱！”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“这个....许大哥，两口子吵架拌嘴难免的.....”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp杨大林还来劝了一句。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp见状，许大强想了想，改了一句：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“敢和蜜蜜动手，呢抽死你！”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“......”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“噗.”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp听到这话，杨蜜终于忍不住了。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp动手？&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp指不定谁打谁呢。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp而对女儿知根知底的杨大林瞪了杨蜜一眼：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“笑什么笑！许大哥的话对你也有用！你敢对小许动手，我..呢也抽死你！”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“噗.....哈哈哈哈哈哈.....”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp杨蜜终于忍不住了。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp见她不当回事，杨春玲也开始瞪眼，可许大强却赶紧打圆场：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“啊呀，笑嘛，笑嘛。多笑笑，心情好，身体就好～”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不知何时开始，两边父母的位置似乎开始调换了。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一个护着儿媳，一个护着女婿。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp紧接着，许大强竖起了四根手指：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“第四条！你敢弄那些不三不四滴！呢.....”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“抽死我。是是是....知道了还行么？”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp许鑫无可奈何的叹了口气。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp看着儿子那满不在乎的模样，许大强又有些不满，于是说出了第五条。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp只不过不是冲着许鑫，是冲着杨蜜说的：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“蜜蜜，三金只要让你不开心，给呢打电话！呢回来！”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“抽死他？”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“对滴！呢抽死他！”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“嘿嘿嘿～嗯！”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp杨蜜那笑眯眯的模样，让许大强更开心了一些。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp接着又端起了酒：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“那来嘛，喝一杯……”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp众人又碰杯，而放下了酒杯的许淼这才说道：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“对了，三金，车给你订好了嘛。沃尔沃的甚....甚来着？”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“XC90，AD行政版。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp见老公想不起来，张倩倩补充了一句：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“订了两辆，燕京不是限号么，换着开。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp可许大强一听，眼睛又瞪了起来：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“撒！？沃尔沃？要那作甚！？”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“爸，那车安全。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp听到许鑫的话，许大强又不满了：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“安全？弄悍马！家里的悍马给你开来哇？”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“别别别，我可不要。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这话不是许鑫说的，是杨蜜说的。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“那车太丑了。就沃尔沃挺好......还低调，几十万的车人家也看不出来，还安全。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“撒！？几十万？！那么便宜！？三水，呢抽....”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp许大强今天真就一惊一乍的。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp而为了不被迁怒，许淼赶紧解释：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“一百五，爸，一百五十万！那车低配才六七十，咱要这是高配，安全系数是全球顶尖的！&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp呢咋会给蜜蜜订那么便宜的车嘛。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp4.4排量，V8发动机，加宽加长加安全气囊！”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“噢～～～那还差不多....先开着哇。”许大强满意的点点头：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“呢看家里那些孩子都吵吵买甚布加迪.....呢这两天问问，给倩倩和你一人买一辆，当以后带娃滴车。先凑合凑合～”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这话其他人倒没什么反应。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp杨大林反倒是无语了。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他听说过这车，据说几千万.....说买就买？&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一开始还觉得荒唐，可仔细一琢磨.....要是自己说了价格，估计按照许大哥的性格，肯定会来一句：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“撒！？几千万？那也叫钱？”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp或者：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“这才多少钱嘛，买买买....”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp算了吧，就当没听到。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp只是回头得和闺女说一下，可不敢要这种车。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp速度越快越危险。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“然后就是照顾你滴人，要保姆，要拎包，要营养师，还要心理医生，呢听说现在这个产妇有撒....抑郁症？还要....“&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“别别别，许大哥。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp见许大强越说越离谱，逐渐已经超出了普通人的界限.....虽然明知道人家是认真的，可杨大林还是忍不住摆摆手：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“我们俩就能照顾。外人再好，也没我俩细心..”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp听到这话，许鑫点点头：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“嗯，爸，营养师和医生什么的还是要请的，得随时保障她的身体状态嘛。然后，咱家有点小，那新买的房子又有点远.....呢之前还说，把旁边那院给买下来....”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“哦，买，那呢问问。看看两边挨着的都卖不卖，都买了哇，地方更大，孩子也有地方跑着玩。啊呀.....现在的孩子没童年嘛，杨老弟，三金小时候，天天漫山遍野的跑，兔子见了他比看见狗还怕。你看看现在住城市里车又多，人又挤，地方还小.....哪有童年嘛.....”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“呃.....”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp杨大林一时间竟然分不清这段话的重点到底是要买房子，还是吐槽现在这个日新月异的时代。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不过.....&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“史家胡同那边的房子可不好买吧？”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“出钱嘛。他不卖，那是钱不到位。钱到位了咋不卖嘛。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp许大强随意的挥了挥手：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“在说，娃也能用来读书。以后燕京就是家了哇～呢听说有那个甚...清华附中，就是娃进里面基本就保送清华了......呢最近问问，搞进去。咱们滴娃，得读书，得有出息，得会做人....不能像呢一样，没有文化。啊呀，呢也不是读书的材料～呢一看书就睡着，这就是病...”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp杨大林微微点头。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp嗯。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp许大哥说的对。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp要是对别人来讲，这世间只有一种病，那就是穷病。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp可对许大哥而言，这世间也只有一种病，没文化的病.....想到这，他端起了一杯酒。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp满心感慨。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一方面是几个月后自己就要当姥爷了。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp另一方面，是各种各样的心思.....&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp全都在这杯洒里了。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp而这时，杨蜜开口说道：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“还得给三水哥和嫂子弄一套呢，史家小学很不错的，三水哥和嫂子的孩子也来这边读书。这边分低，五百多分就清华了。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp许大强一愣.....&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp后知后觉的品出来了二儿媳的意思。@&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一下就乐了。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“是哇～”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp对嘛，这才对。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp兄恭弟敬，妯里姐妹。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这样才叫家。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这样的家，才和睦嘛。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp........&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“哥哥.....”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp夜晚，史家胡。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp同。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp杨蜜躺在床上，帮躺在自己腿上，手放在自己肚子上的爱人拨弄着头发。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp就像是一只帮公猴挑虱子的母猴子一样。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“嗯？”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp正靠意念给自己未来俩大宝贝儿传递消息的许鑫应了一声：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“怎么了？”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“总感觉好快呀.....哎呀！”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp忽然，杨蜜顿了顿，脸色一下子变得古怪了起来。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“怎么了？”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp许鑫被吓的一激灵，赶紧坐了起来：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“哪里不舒服？去医院，快！”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“哎呀不是～你别一惊一乍的。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp杨蜜无语的看着他。许鑫也无语了。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我一惊一乍的？&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不过他也不反驳。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp孩他娘说啥是啥。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“哥哥，我是在想......我毕业照怎么办啊！”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“呃.....”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp许鑫一愣……毕业照？毕业对啊！&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“你六月份毕业？”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“对啊！哎呀，我这两年跟个野孩子似的，感觉我都不是学生了。这可咋办啊？”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“....也没事吧？学士服又不是什么紧身衣。挺宽的，遮个肚子应该没关系吧？”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“可是....好难为情呀！大家都风华正茂的，就我挺着个老大的肚子拍照，到时候我指不定变的有多丑呢，这不成黑历史啦！”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp杨蜜满脸苦恼，可许鑫听到这话后却忽然问道：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“那.....你这消息早晚也要被人知道吧？咱俩的关系什么的，怎么办？”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“顺其自然呀。人家要拍到，那就拍到了呗。问了就承认，有什么的？”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“那就行了。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp有她这态度，许鑫便踏实了下来：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“那咱们也不藏了呗.....而且，你也不用怕以后复出事业受什么打击。有我呢，到时候你想拍什么电影，咱们就弄什么电影。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“那我倒不担心～”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp重新扶着他的头枕在自己腿上，杨蜜继续扒拉着他的头发：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“我是演员，又不是什么青春偶像.....其实这样也挺好，这怀孕了不工作，我就好好的把我这边的公司团队弄一下。然后我是这么想的，你看呀，咱俩领完了证，就是合法夫妻了对吧？”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“嗯。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“公司我就不写你名字了，也不弄你是股东。我这几天特别问了下说是公务员不让做生意什么的.....虽然不知道对你有没有影响，但有备无患，对不对？你这几年也速度点把逆风的股份都给墨姐，子然一身干干净净的，以后方便往上走。”&lt/p&gt