()&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp8月30号是周日。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp周日的大栅栏……&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“人真多啊。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp下了车，带着个大墨镜的杨蜜咕哝了一句：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“以前人可少了。我们俩来听相声的时候，小吊梨汤才三块钱一杯……”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp孙婷一边惊醒的环顾四周，一边说道：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“现在都五块啦。奥运会之后，物价涨的厉害~”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“问题是还很难喝呀。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp和孙婷手挽着手，杨蜜一边走，一边看着周围那些游客打扮的人，莫名的有些感慨：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“人是越来越多了……”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“姐，咱先别感慨了，先走吧，成么？”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“急什么？没看广德楼排队呢么。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp杨蜜指着距离同仁堂不远的广德楼：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“这还没开始呢……给小饼打电话，让他出来接我。咱们从后门走~”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“嗯嗯。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp孙婷应了一声，接通了烧饼的电话，还是开了免提的。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“喂，婷姐，您说。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“饼啊，你出来接我俩一趟呗，我俩到广德楼这边了。正打算往后门走。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“……啊？”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp烧饼那边满是惊讶……甚至带着点惊慌的声音响起：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“你们在广德楼？”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp杨蜜眼睛一眯，接过了孙婷的电话后，直接问道：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“你在哪？”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“我……在家呢啊。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp烧饼的声音满是慌张。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“家？今天下午没你演出是怎么的？我订包厢的时候，广德楼的人确定了你下午有演出。这个点了你还不来？”&lt/p&gt

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“……姐，今天没我演出……临时调班了。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp杨蜜信么？&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp她不信。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“长能耐了啊，翅膀硬了是吧？”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp举着电话，她发出了一声冷笑：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“我给你半小时的时间，立刻出现在我面前。否则后果自负，听到了没？”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“……”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp没等烧饼回应，她直接挂断了电话，递还给了孙婷：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“跟谦儿哥在联系一下吧。让里面出来个人接咱们。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“嗯嗯。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp很快，胡同口，一个留着烟花烫，看起来有些瘦的年轻人走了出来。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp看到了孙婷和挺着肚子带着口罩的杨蜜后，赶紧走上前来恭敬的打了声招呼：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“姨，您好，我叫孟鹤樘。干爹让我来接您二位进去。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“……”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp杨蜜嘴角一抽……&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp行吧。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp姨……&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“喊姐就行，带我们进去吧，辛苦你了。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“诶诶，二位请。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一路进了广德楼的后台，杨蜜立刻就听到了一阵吵闹声。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp路过待机室的时候显得尤为吵闹。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不过她没管，跟着这个叫孟鹤樘的年轻人一路走到了楼梯口，上楼来到了广德楼那为数不多的包厢里面。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp进了包厢她才摘下了墨镜，而孟鹤樘那边还想给泡壶茶之类的。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp但却已经被孙婷给接手了。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp见状，他礼貌的打了个招呼后，就走了出去。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp而杨蜜探头看着还没开始演的空荡舞台，对孙婷来了一句：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“过了多久了？”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp孙婷看了一眼手表上的时间：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“17分钟。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“嗯。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp杨蜜不吭声了，只是调整了一下座椅的位置，让自己能够更舒服一些。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp而这边的观众在陆陆续续进场完毕后，舞台的灯光亮起，女主持人上台开始报幕。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp演出正式开始。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp杨蜜这才问了一句：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“多少分钟了？”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“32分钟。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp话音落，单间外面传来了一个声音：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“哪儿？是这间？……”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp接着冬冬冬的敲门声响起。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp孙婷看了一言不发的杨蜜一眼，起身打开了门。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp就看到一脑门子汗的烧饼有些气喘的站在门口。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“婷姐。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他憨笑了一声。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp可孙婷却微微摇了摇头，让开了位置。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp烧饼进了屋，看着坐在窗边的杨蜜，赶紧走上前去：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“姐……”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp杨蜜没吭声，就跟没听到一样，只是指了指桌子对面。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp意思是让他坐。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“诶。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp烧饼应了一声，坐到了桌子对面后，看着孙婷要帮他倒水，赶紧又半起身：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“我自己来我自己来就行。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp拿着桌子上的空杯子给自己倒了一杯水后，看着那热气，他说道：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“姐，这还有酸梅汤呢，您喝么？我给您弄点去？”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“饼啊。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp杨蜜没扭头，看着舞台上的俩相声演员来了一句：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“从哪过来的？”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“……”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp烧饼想了想，低声说道：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“昨晚跟他们喝酒去了，喝的有点多，就睡别人家了。本来下午的演出也改到了晚上。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp听到这话，杨蜜的目光依旧没有转动的看着台下的相声演员：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“这俩人是谁？”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“鹤字科的俩学员，说的是……《开场小唱》，逗跟的叫张鹤纶、捧跟的叫郎鹤炎。都是刚摆枝拜师不久的。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“他们一场拿多少？”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“一人一百五，是最低档的。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“一百五……一周能演几场？”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“七八场吧，有时候广德楼演完就去天乐园了。然后等那边的湖广会馆开业，可能演的更多一些。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“那就按照八场来算。一个人一百五……一千二一周，对吧？”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“嗯。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp虽然不知道姐要说什么，但烧饼还是应了一声。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“一千二一周……就按照一个月四周来算呗。他们能拿……大概四五千块钱？”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“差不多也就那样。要是有北展或者哪的商演带着他们，那又是另外一说。一场演出大概能给到三四百那个样子。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp虽然这些是德芸社的机密。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp但姐既然问了，烧饼也不打算隐瞒。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp人家知道了也不可能来抢你饭碗。&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这时，杨蜜问道：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“那你呢？你小剧场是多少钱？商演又是多少？”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“……小剧场是二百六一场，属于第三档。商演是六百。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“这周演了几场？”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“小剧场？”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“嗯。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“……”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp烧饼犹豫了一下，说道：&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“算上今晚，是四场。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“然后这一周就结束了，对吧？周一周二休息。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“……嗯。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“二百六……二四得八，四六二十四……就按照一千一来算呗。你好像还没他们拿的多呢。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“我……这周演的少。”&lt/p&gt

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp听到这话，杨蜜没接这一茬，而是看着台上的张鹤纶、郎鹤炎不紧不慢的说道：&lt/p&gt