第1124章 拍马屁的艺术(2 / 2)

陈浩张巧翠 黎小九 9130 字 2023-03-17

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp迪卡西说得自己都一阵反胃,但看到巴西瑞投来冰冷的目光,还是硬着头皮吹嘘道

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“真是不同凡响,简直像是天神下凡啊!”

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp巴西瑞脸色青一阵白一阵。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp虽然陈浩很强,但差点被陈浩吓尿,也不是什么光彩的事儿。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp迪卡西抓着这件事不放就罢了,还阴阳怪气,表面夸赞自己实则嘲讽自己,实在太恶心人了!

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp巴西瑞牙齿咬得咔咔作响,一巴掌扇在了迪卡西的脸上。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp砰!

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp迪卡西倒飞出去,将墙壁都砸出了一个深坑。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp至于被巴西瑞扇的那半边脸颊,更是血肉模糊,鲜血淋漓,惨不忍睹。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“巴西瑞将军,你……你这是干什么啊?”

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp迪卡西浑身剧痛,心里委屈不已。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他都昧着良心,把巴西瑞那滑稽的动作,吹嘘成天神下凡了。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp巴西瑞居然还不满意,觉得他吹嘘得不够狠?

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp难道要他把巴西瑞的那个颤抖动作,吹嘘得宇宙无敌第一帅吗?

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp巴西瑞的虚荣心也太可怕了吧!

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp迪卡西越想越委屈,眼泪都止不住地往下掉,哭哭啼啼

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“巴西瑞将军,你不好意思直接说让我怎么吹嘘,但你给点暗示也行啊,没必要我吹嘘得不对,你就直接给我一巴掌吧。”

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp巴西瑞额头垂落一根根黑线。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp到了现在,迪卡西还在这儿阴阳怪气,挖苦自己?

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“行,我今天非得给你点颜色看看!”

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp巴西瑞冷哼一声,反手又是一巴掌。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp砰!

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp迪卡西再次倒飞出去,另半边脸颊也破烂不堪了。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp此时此刻,迪卡西感觉自己要被痛死了。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp然而,巴西瑞的眼睛里却还冒着寒意,似乎一言不合就又要动手。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp迪卡西眼泪止不住往下流,从出生到现在,他就没这么委屈过。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他只是想拍巴西瑞马屁而已啊,谁知莫名其妙就挨了两巴掌,并且还有可能挨更多的巴掌。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“原来拍马屁也是技术活啊。”迪卡西无语凝噎。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp巴西瑞哪管迪卡西哭不哭,恶狠狠地问道“知道错了吗?”

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp迪卡西默默点头,事到如今,不认错也不行啊,要是巴西瑞再扇一巴掌,他的小命可能就真保不住了。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“那你说说看,你错哪了?”巴西瑞冷声问道。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp迪卡西???

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp巴西瑞这问题,怎么和女朋友的夺命连环问一样?

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp迪卡西想来想去,也只能想到,自己是拍马屁没拍到位,因此说道

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“巴西瑞将军,我嘴笨,我不会说话,我以后一定多看书,一定把你吹得……”

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp话没说完,巴西瑞就再次扬起了巴掌。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp紧接着,便是迪卡西的一阵阵哀嚎。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这让城主府的守卫们心惊胆战。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他们倒是心疼迪卡西,但他们也不敢阻拦巴西瑞啊。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp至于卡特琳,则是忍不住发笑,然后对陈浩说道

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“这两个家伙,不知道为什么闹内讧了,我们赶紧趁着这个好机会逃跑吧。”

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp陈浩笑了“逃跑?为什么要逃跑?”

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp卡特琳说道“你不逃跑,难道还想和那个巴西瑞打一架啊?人家那么厉害,一巴掌就把你拍死了。”

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