虽然倒霉蛋还很年轻，未经人事，却也不像之前的婉婉那样，对人体构造也全然不懂。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他很清楚，顶在他腰间的那根硬物是什么。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“混蛋！”

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp倒霉蛋忍无可忍，直接大骂。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp并且他的膝盖，对准了陈浩胯间。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“怎么了？”

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp陈浩被吵醒，迷迷糊糊地转头望去。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他刚看见一脸愤怒的倒霉蛋，还没来得及问，倒霉蛋为什么大清早就怒冲冲，却听倒霉蛋在默数。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“三，二，一。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp陈浩还在疑惑，倒霉蛋倒数三声是想干什么，就见倒霉蛋膝盖狠狠往上一顶！

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp紧接着，陈浩听到了……蛋碎的声音。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“握草尼玛！”

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp陈浩下意识爆出一句经典国骂。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp胯间传来阵阵疼痛，即便是他也承受不住，额头直冒冷汗。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“你有毛病吧？”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp陈浩怒了，抬手将倒霉蛋推开到一边，然后捂着胯部倒吸凉气。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp还好倒霉蛋有意克制，没有太用力，所以倒也没伤到陈浩的根本。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp确认不会断子绝孙，陈浩方才松了口气。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“你干嘛，大清早就想谋害恩人？”

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp陈浩瞪着倒霉蛋，眼神很冰。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“我……”

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp倒霉蛋也意识到自己刚才太冲动，有些局促，似乎很不好意思。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp但是他性格很傲娇，也没立刻道歉，而是辩解道

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“你的那个东西，刚才顶到我了，我以为你对我图谋不轨，所以……这是你犯错在先，然后我才犯了错，所以我俩算是扯平。”

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp陈浩扶额，感觉很头疼。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“大哥，你也是男人，就不能理解一下吗？早晨睡醒，那玩意不都会自己变硬的吗，这是正常的生理现象，关我屁事啊？”

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp陈浩吐槽完，想到一种可能，狐疑地看着倒霉蛋

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“你该不会还没经历过这种生理现象吧？”

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“我……我当然经历过。”

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp倒霉蛋躲开了陈浩的眼神，头扭到了一边，道

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“我只是刚睡醒，还迷糊着呢，所以反应激烈了些，对……对不起嘛。”

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp陈浩叹息，摆了摆手。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“你也别和我道歉，咱就此别过。”

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp说着，陈浩便朝着山下走去。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“等等！”

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp倒霉蛋倒是慌了。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp经过这段时间的相处，他越发确定，陈浩不是坏人。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp并且陈浩实力很强，是个可以依靠的人。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“你不是想去我的部落吗，我可以带你去。”

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp倒霉蛋说道。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp陈浩脚步一滞。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这家伙，怎么突然改主意了？

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“我带你去部落，不过一路上，你得保护我。”

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp倒霉蛋紧张地看着陈浩，担心陈浩不同意。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“没问题。”

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp陈浩却没有想太多。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp倒霉蛋又没修为，如果离开部落太远，肯定早都挂了。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp所以，倒霉蛋的部落离这里肯定不会太远，既然没多远，那保护一下这个倒霉蛋，也不是啥问题。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“谢谢。”

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp谁知道，倒霉蛋却郑重其事地，对着鞠了一躬。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“没看出来，你还挺有礼貌。”

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp陈浩白了倒霉蛋一眼。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp咕咕——

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp陈浩听懂一阵叫声。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“你有没有听到鸟叫声？”

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp陈浩看向四周，却没发现有飞鸟。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“是……我的肚子在叫。”