第23章 太爷爷,你在侮辱我的人格(2 / 2)

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp多弗朗明哥舍得,一颗自然系恶魔果实说给就给。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp两人说了很多,各种布置。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp大概意思就是,不败露他的身份。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp让萨博能浑水摸鱼。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp说完之后,萨博,让鸡冠头走了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp独自一个人面对太爷爷。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp陈青天走出来,那气势,十分吓人。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp萨博吓得更咽一口,整个人飚冷汗。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他,搓手,双手忍不住颤抖。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“太爷爷,你不是走了吗?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“萨博,你不是说去上厕所吗?这是怎么回事?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp来,好好说一说。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp你上厕所,上到这里来。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不给出一个合适的理由,你觉得你会不会挨揍。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp萨博,很明显感受到了太爷爷的意思。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他,想揍自己。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp理由,找到了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp剩下的,靠自己。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp萨博笑着搓手“太爷爷,我对这里不熟悉,不知道厕所在哪里,刚好,我问了鸡冠头,知道了厕所的位置,我先走一步。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp陈青天拦在了他的前面。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp眯着眼,望着他。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp眼神,吓人。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp萨博,不敢动。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“太爷爷,我很着急,真的需要上厕所,你能不能让开?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“萨博,原地解决吧。”陈青天淡淡说道“反正这里没有人,你拉尿了,也没人会知道。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp原地解决?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp萨博懵逼了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不是,我的太爷爷,你也太……

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp无语。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp大无语事件。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp萨博可不会做这种事情,可是不做,会让太爷爷看出来自己撒谎。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp太难了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“太爷爷,我这……”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp萨博为难道“我拉不出来。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp原地,太尴尬了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp拉不出来。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp陈青天转过身“现在可以了吗?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp萨博“……”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp喂,喂,不是这个意思。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp太爷爷,你误解我的意思了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp难办咯。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp现在,萨博不知道怎么办是好。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他,想走。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp但是他知道走不掉,太爷爷就在这里,自己是绝对跑不过太爷爷的。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp别人不了解太爷爷,他,萨博,最了解太爷爷。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp心理阴影还在,对于太爷爷的记忆,可不友好。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“太爷爷,我……”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp萨博犹豫了很久,转身,对着墙壁拉尿。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp真男人,不能怂。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他,萨博,说到做到。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我是真的尿急,不是骗你的。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp哗啦啦的水流声之后,是萨博的尴尬和悲哀。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp想不到他萨博,也有随地大小便的一天,当真是对不住他的身份。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp此刻,萨博抬头看天空,悲哀万分。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“啪啪,萨博,很好,想不到你没有欺骗太爷爷。”陈青天鼓掌道“老夫最讨厌别人欺骗老夫,你是真的尿急,老夫冤枉你了。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“来,继续。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp说完,陈青天拿出了一个瓶子,递给萨博。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“看着我干什么,赶紧拉尿啊。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp萨博“???”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp看着瓶子,萨博,陷入了懵逼状态。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不是,太爷爷,你看不起谁呢?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这么小的瓶子,你在侮辱我。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“萨博,太爷爷要求也不高,填满就行。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp萨博“……”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp对不起,做不到。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp你这是在侮辱我。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp你赤果果侮辱我的人格,这件事情,不能算了。

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