&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp好，都是你们逼的，那就不怪我了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp等好了，接下来，我要让你们知道，这里，谁是主场？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp别得不敢说，在这海滩上，我张小凡，就是唯一霸主，咱有经验，这操作，我熟middotmiddotmiddot！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp于是，对着一边，正喝着椰奶的小艾同学说道嗨，小艾童鞋，给我过来，涂一下防晒霜哈，晚上奖励你爱吃的水果香蕉沙拉，全家桶套餐。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp⊙_⊙)?？？？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp众女听得一愣？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这全家桶啥时候，出了一个水果香蕉沙拉套餐了？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我咋不知道？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp是我长时间没有去啃不起，导致了，这推出新套餐了，我都不知道滴？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小艾童鞋一听，顿时一怔？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp然后，一瞬间秒懂。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一副惊喜的说道挖槽，真哒？可以吗？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡立马拍拍胸脯说道真，比黑珍珠特么还真，这一次，妥妥的，还是，全家桶套餐哦！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp闻言。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小艾同学，呲溜一声。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbspmacr﹃macr)~~~

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp哎嘿嘿。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp全家桶套餐哎，量大份足，管饱，全套！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp嘶~~~！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这天黑的好慢啊！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一瞬间，对于小艾童鞋来说，这沙滩海洋，都没有这全家桶吸引人了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp顿时，感觉这晒日光浴都不香了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp为了，能够狠狠的宰一刀张小凡，今晚，就要让他大出血，所以，小艾童鞋，立马跑了过来。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp拿起爽肤水和防晒霜就给张小凡开始涂抹了，就跟刮腻子粉一样滴，三下五除二就给涂抹均匀了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡:middotmiddotmiddotmiddotmiddot！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这尼玛，小艾童鞋，我猜你老爸肯定是粉刷匠吧。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这刮腻子粉的技能，你是遗传的淋漓尽致啊！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一念至此，张小凡诧异的问道小艾童鞋，你家里，难不成是搞装修的？你老爸是不是刮腻子粉的大师傅啊？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小艾诧异的说道咦？你咋知道，我老爸就是一个农民工，在老家就是会点小手艺，打打零工，跟别人刮刮腻子粉啥的。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡，顿时竖起了大拇指。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp有其父必有其女，你深得其父的祖传工艺了，佩服佩服middotmiddotmiddot

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小艾一脸懵逼的，满脸问号？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp咋滴了？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp莫名其妙的。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp过了一段时间后，众女提议，去海滩上玩，张小凡嘴角邪魅一笑。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp嘿嘿，老夫就等你们这句话呢。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp接下来，老夫的主场到了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp猎杀时刻降临，暗夜的黎明终将迎来新一轮的黑暗，颤抖吧！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp走在最前面的一众小美女们，顿时，纷纷身后一凉。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp咋回事？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp怎么突然有一种不祥的预感？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp很快，众女来到了海滩边了，这里的娱乐项目就是多啊！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp什么，海上单车，海上摩托艇，水平衡车，玩得项目很多，很多。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp看得众女是一阵眼花的。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小凡部长，你最懂玩了，这里什么最好玩啊？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡微微一笑说道当然是你们最好玩middotmiddot

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一瞬间，一众小美女纷纷瞪大眼睛。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp啥？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一念至此，小美女们，纷纷低声，含蓄的说道。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp部长，我们虽然知道，你这那啥胆包天的，但是，要不要这么直接啊？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp咱们当着这么多人呢？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp含蓄一点好不好?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp有啥事，我们晚上私聊好不好？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp可是，就在此时。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡艰难的完整的说道当然是你们最好玩啥，就玩啥了，这里这么多项目，总有你们喜欢的好不好？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp说完后，张小凡还清了清嗓子。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp靠，这海风都是齁咸的，都给我整大喘气了，说话都不利索了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp紧接着，张小凡疑惑的问道这个，刚才，海风太大了，呛到海风了，你们刚才说啥来着？

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