⊙_⊙)?？？？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp周晓彤愣是想了半天后，顿时，眼睛一瞪，猛得反应了过来了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp卧槽！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不愧是你，张小凡啊！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这尼玛，都是满满的套路啊！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp千里江陵一日还啊！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp见到周晓彤如此模样，张小凡嘿嘿一笑。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp怎么样，明白了吧，是不是足够有诚意了，我告诉你啊，平日里，别人还没有这待遇呢，你就偷着乐吧你。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小凡牌永动机，专属为你工作一整天，百公里耗油一毛一，你值得信赖。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp呃！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp周晓彤彻底无语了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一不小心就又上了张小凡的当了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp果然，流传于公司之中的十大经典名言说得果然没错啊！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我们走过最长的路，就是小凡的套路。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一念至此，周晓彤眼珠子转了转，嘴角邪魅一笑说道不行，一点诚意都没有，还说什么千里江陵啊！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp要有诚意，就要万里江陵呗，不然，就是没诚意，咋样，敢不敢应战？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp闻言。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡顿时瞪大了眼睛。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp卧槽！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp你他喵的要上天啊？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp万里江陵十日还啊？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp你怕不是要升天的节奏啊！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小母牛倒立，你牛逼上天了都！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp就不怕，玩坏了呀！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一念至此，张小凡咽了咽口水说道卧槽，你是不是旺仔牛逼糖磕多了啊？你确定，罩得住？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小凡牌八缸永动机哎，动力足，一脚油门直接飙升一百八，百公里加速只需0.000001毫秒的，所以，你确定不叫上几个姐妹一起的？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp!!!sum?Д?ノ)ノ~~~

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp周晓彤彻底吓了一跳了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp是不是哦？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp于是，她眼睛一亮咽了咽口水说道没事，不能便宜了外人，肥水不流外人田，我扛得住middotmiddotmiddot

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp⊙o⊙)！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这次倒轮到张小凡诧异了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp好吧。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp搞了半天，我才是肥水呀，专门浇灌本地田呐！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp罢了罢了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp拼了，哪怕把田耕坏了，也要彰显出老牛的坚韧不拔啊！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp于是，张小凡，昂首挺胸的说道剑来~~~

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp来战~~~~！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一瞬间，张小凡，再一次的加速了middotmiddotmiddot

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp顿时，两边的海浪，更加的恐怖的，直接飙升到了上百米高了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这是什么概念，谁用谁知道啊！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不一会儿，就直接飙升到了二百五十码力了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp在海上疯狂的飙船middotmiddotmiddot

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp终于，周晓彤扛不住了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp呀，小凡，速度慢点，你有没有驾照的啊？这开船也要驾驶证的呀。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡一愣。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp随即，摆摆手，轻蔑一笑说道没事，老夫一生开船不用浆，全靠浪~~~

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp再说了，我开车都没有驾照的，开船哪来的驾照啊？不过，放心哈，不用驾照，照样全地图浪~~~

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp周晓彤middotmiddotmiddotmiddotmiddot！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp周晓彤此时都要欲哭无泪了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp妈妈，我要下车，这不是开往幼儿园的车呀！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp好害怕呀！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp还是一个无证驾驶的老司机呀。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp就在此时，张小凡瞥见了不远处，有三个吊毛正在极限冲浪，还借着自己的浪花玩极限漂移的。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp见此一幕，张小凡突然想起来了一件事。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp对了，正好三个屌毛在冲浪？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp难道说，就是之前，搭讪的那三个大波浪的洋妞的男朋友们？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp哎嘿嘿~~~！