第252章 凡爷说得都对(1 / 2)

保安部部长,连连点头哈腰的说道对,对,凡爷说得都对,这样的衣冠禽兽,斯文败类,禽兽部长middotmiddotmiddot

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp简直就是猪狗不如,整天只知道泡妞,不务正业,不思进取,狼心狗肺,狼子野心,勾三搭四,花心大萝卜的小畜生。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp简直该死,我早就看他不爽了,要不是,咱这级别不够,不然,我早带着兄弟们,削他丫的了,弄死这个混蛋。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡,刚开始还连连点头,要夸赞他骂得好的时候,突然,越听越不对味了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这咋越听越觉得是在骂自己呢?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp于是,张小凡,皱了皱眉头,没好气的说道靠,骂谁呢?你这指桑骂槐啊?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp保安部部长顿时一愣。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp随即,细细一想,顿时,冷汗簌簌直冒。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp完犊子了,这拍马屁拍到腿上了呀。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这妥妥的就跟直接骂张小凡没区别了,甚至,就是针对性的骂他了呀。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一念至此,保安部部长,顿时,连忙说道小凡部长,我说的情兽部长不是你呀,虽然你也是部长middotmiddot

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp啊,不是,我的意思是说,虽然你也很情兽middotmiddot

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp啊呸,不是,我的意思是,哎呀,我嘴笨,反正就那意思啊~~~

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp咱真的是在骂这个情兽部长,不是骂你这个部长啊~~~

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡rarr_rarr~~~middot

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp╭primebullobullprime)╭?你过来一下,我保证不打死你middotmiddotmiddot!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp见到张小凡如此,保安部长,冷汗更是簌簌直冒,地上都落了一地的汗水了middotmiddotmiddot

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp众人见此,纷纷忍俊不禁,抿嘴偷笑不已。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp最后,没办法,保安部部长,小心翼翼的来到了张小凡身边。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡举起巴掌,见此,保安部部长,顿时吓了一跳,连忙闭上了眼睛。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp可是,好半晌,也没有落下来这个巴掌。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp于是,下意识的睁开了眼睛。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp只见,张小凡已经来到了一边的沙发上坐下,对着保安部部长,挥挥手说道还愣着干嘛啊?把这人渣带走啊?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp傻不愣登的,也不知道,你是咋坐上这保安部部长的?搞不好是不是充值了vip的middotmiddotmiddot

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp保安部部长连连点头说道是,是,凡爷,一切都听你的,来人,把这个家伙带走middotmiddotmiddot

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp几个小保安上去,将秦寿生给架走了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp就在保安部长也要走的时候,张小凡突然叫住了他。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp等一下!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一瞬间,保安部部长,直接给吓的扑通一声跪下了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp爷,您吩咐,还有啥事?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp见此,张小凡惊愕不已。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp你又咋了?我又不是啥恶魔的?你这么怕我干嘛?我会吃了你不成?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp再说了,你也不是啥大美女啊?是个大美女的话,我还有可能考虑一下的,所以,你怕个卵呀。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp闻言,保安部部长,连连点头说道对,对,凡爷还有啥事吩咐,尽管说。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡摆摆手说道也没啥,就是让你赶紧去营业厅,多充点智商去,你这智商,已经严重的卡顿不足了middotmiddotmiddot

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp呃!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp好吧。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这文明人就是不一样,骂人脑残都不带个脏字的。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp于是,连连点头说道哎,好的,明天,哦不,今天,现在我就请假去充值middotmiddotmiddot

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡点点头,说道那没事了,走吧!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp哎,好,好middotmiddotmiddot

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp说着,连滚带爬的赶紧溜了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp只留下了一脸懵逼的众人。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我滴个乖乖。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这也太浮夸了吧。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他好歹也是保安部的部长啊,论职位来说,他可比张小凡还高一级啊!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡也就是一个副部长罢了,你就这么怕他的?

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