&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这尼玛，毁三观啊~~~！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一想到，自己这是一个比爷爷还年纪大的存在，就一阵颤栗的。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp越活越年轻的，看上去，就跟一个二八姑娘似的，结果是一个活了好几百岁的老妖婆了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp对面的张小凡，也是嘴角抽了抽。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp卧槽。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp女大三百亿一统侏罗纪，女大三千亿手搓银河系啊。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡，板着手拇指算了算，突然，眼睛一亮。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp卧槽。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这女大三百练仙丹啊！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这泡这个老娘们，自己不亏呀。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp到时候，人家活了这么久，身上宝贝肯定贼多啊!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp人家，随随便便给自己几颗仙丹的，到时候，不就发家致富奔小康了？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp哎嘿嘿，麻麻，我好像发现了一条发家致富奔小康的康庄大道了啊！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这她活了这么久，说不定还认识活的更久的，到时候，继续泡个大三千的，说不定，真的可以直接位列仙班了啊。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp直接入赘了，说不定还能搞个仙籍，直接白日飞升，还省得自己辛辛苦苦的修炼了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp卧槽，这是一个好主意啊！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一念至此，张小凡更加的殷勤了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp于是，张小凡，嘿嘿一笑说道潇潇姐，赶紧给我松绑吧，看我不削死这个王八蛋的，我要把他变成人髭，给送回毕家去，让毕家知道，惹毛了张小凡的下场middotmiddotmiddot

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp听到此言，毕高吉顿时吓的脸色苍白不已。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这可十分可怕的刑罚啊！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp简直就是生不如死啊！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp要是真的被制成了人髭，那还不如，一刀杀了他呢。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp刘潇潇眼睛一亮，一副蠢蠢欲试的样子，兴奋的，抿嘴一笑。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡一怔。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp老子就一说啊。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这老娘们，咋比我还兴奋的样子啊？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp难道说，这老娘们有暴虐的倾向？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一念至此，张小凡下意识的抖了抖，甚至，在考虑，还要不要撩这个老妖婆了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp万一，这上瘾了，也虐待自己的咋办？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp而此时，听着两人合谋要把他做成人髭的毕高吉，直接欲哭无泪了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp呜呜~~~

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp┭┮﹏┭┮~~~！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp麻麻，我想回家了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这个世界，对我充满了满满的恶意啊！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp快来救我呀~~~

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