&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一念至此，张小凡嘿嘿一笑说道“老爸，你就可劲吹吧！我先上楼了哈，接下来的画面，极度残忍。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我不忍心看到你鼻青脸肿的一幕，影响了你的形象啥的，你自己慢慢接着玩吧！”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp说着，张小凡就赶紧开溜了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp见到张小凡如此模样，张二河顿时一愣，好似意识到了什么，下意识的回头一看。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这一看，好家伙，顿时，吓得魂都飞了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp卧槽？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这尼玛扯犊子了，老婆，到底啥时候来的啊？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一时间，张二河，讪讪一笑的说道“老婆，回来了？怎么样？咱家新开的美容院效果还不错吧？”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp砰！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp只见，师婉慧将手里的手提包扔到了地上，一脸风风火火的走了过来。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一把就揪起了张二河的耳朵说道“哟嚯？这是长能耐了？口若悬河呀？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp当初，你追老娘的时候，咋没见你这么口若悬河的呀？你挺豪横的啊？”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“你还别说，这些年，你这口舌之力，倒是见长啊，看样子，花样学的不少呀，都是外面那些技师小姐姐教的吧？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp要不，你多去学点经验啥的？让老娘也见识一下子？我倒要看看，这些高超的经验和技能，是不是真的让人流连忘返的啊？”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp呃！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张二河顿时语气一滞，卧槽，这尼玛，又被儿子坑了啊！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp喵了个咪的，这自古坑爹出状元，老子这儿子，不做状元也坑爹啊！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp故意的，妥妥的故意的啊！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一念至此，张二河哭丧着脸小声对着师婉慧说道“老婆大人有大量呀，要脸啊，这还有下人呢！给点面子呀！”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp师婉慧顿时没好气的说道“哟嚯，你还要面子？老娘都没面子了，你还要面子？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp你给我说说，家里最近几年找了多少青春靓丽的小保姆了？我都不好意思点破你。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp反正，咱们儿子都已经这么大了，我也就懒得说你了，毕竟，这么些年，我也满足不了你了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp就打算睁一只眼闭一只眼了，可是，你还不知好歹，还要找啊？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这也就算了，你居然说我是黄脸婆？好你个张二河啊！今天，我跟你没完，咱们可得好好的说道说道了~~~！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp总之，一句话，今天，有你没我，有我没你的~~！”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp听到此言，张二河，顿时全身一颤。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp完犊子了，这次，真的捅马蜂窝了呀！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp看样子，这老娘们是不罢休了呀！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp而此时，正躲着楼梯口，拐角处的张小凡，则蒙着嘴，看戏看得津津有味的。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“嘿嘿，老爸，你自己自求多福吧！若是你无了，你放心，家产，我会好好继承滴！你就安心的去吧！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp哦，对了，外面你包养的那些小姑凉们，我也会帮你照顾好的，你就安息吧！”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp说着，张小凡做了一个啊门的手势，赶紧开溜了，不然，等会，就要上演少儿不宜的血腥画面了···！

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