第658章 一爪在手,天下我有(1 / 2)

“啥抓,乃,手?听着好像挺牛逼的样子?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp水月仙人嘀咕一声,小声问道。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡轻咳一声。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“咳咳,那当然牛逼了,这神爪,号称,一爪在手,天下我有!只要练会此神功,这天下大可去得···”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“哦?天下竟有此等神功?实在是厉害啊!老夫的飞龙探云手,也没有如此威力啊!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡咧嘴一笑说道“对了,老哥,你这飞龙探云手是干啥的啊?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp水月仙人笑了笑说道“也没啥,就是偷梁换柱,天下无物不可偷啊!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“啥?这是神偷技能?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡诧异的问道。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp水月仙人轻咳一声。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“咳咳,老弟,这叫君子爱财取之有道~~~!对,就是取之有道啊!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp见到水月仙人尴尬的模样,张小凡算是明白了,这货到底是一个什么身份了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp合着,这家伙,就是一个神偷啊!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“那啥,老弟,你可不要小看这门技术啊,不是跟你吹,练会了老哥此等技能,这天下,就没有你偷不到的东西。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp哪怕你对面站着一个女帝,你也能神不知鬼不觉的把她的抹胸给顺过来,你信不?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbspΣ⊙▽⊙&quota!!!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“卧槽?这么牛逼的?我练,必须练~~~!老哥,啥也不说了,为了老哥的传承,能够发扬光大,小弟愿意赴汤蹈火,在所不辞啊!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp看着张小凡义正言辞,一本正经的样子,水月仙人皱了皱眉头说道“老弟,这会不会有点为难你啊?毕竟,你传承有点上不得台面啊!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp和九宸妖帝的一比,简直就是不值一提啊!我怕辱没了老弟的身份啊!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp谁知,张小凡摆摆手,拍拍胸脯说道“古语有云,我不入地狱谁入地狱,没事的,老哥,这传承,十分符合我的气质。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp此等神功,若是落在了别人的手里,我还不敢说,但是,若是传承给我,我答应老哥,一定能够将其发扬光大,让其扬名天下的!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“真的?不骗我?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“比他喵的黑珍珠特么还黑···呃,不是还真啊!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡拍拍胸脯说道。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“好!不愧是好兄弟,那就这样决定了,这飞龙探云手,便传予老弟了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp望老弟,能够坚守,本门规则,盗亦有道,万万不可乱使用此技能啊!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我派创始人,乃是上古时期的千幻盗圣,亦被称之为,千面郎君!他一生,纵横四海,称尊上古,乃天下第一神偷。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp巅峰时期,潜入大帝后宫,将帝后的贴身肚兜顺出于拍卖会公然拍卖,从此,扬名天下!风头一时无二~~~

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp后来,更是一举创建了千幻门,只不过,后来,千幻门还是落寞了,败于我之手,实在是惭愧啊!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp⊙o⊙)…???

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp听到此言,张小凡顿时明白了,这千幻门到底是咋覆灭的了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这是妥妥的把自己给作没的呀!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp大帝啊!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp你他喵老祖,也是一个人才啊!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp居然敢去偷盗大帝老婆的贴身肚兜?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp也是没谁了,简直就是找死都不知道咋找的啊?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp最关键的是,你他喵的偷了也就偷了,还去拍卖会公然拍卖大帝老婆原味肚兜?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp能干出这事的,也确实是一个人才了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp没有个,三十年脑血栓,估计都干不出这奇葩的事情啊!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不过,这是人家的家事,跟自己也没有关系。

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