第813章 作死的道路上越走越远?(2 / 2)

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp咦?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这师徒好像还没有···咳咳···

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp善哉善哉!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“咳咳~~!那啥,既然是拜师的话,就不能如此草率啊!这样吧,咱们举行一个拜师仪式。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp要拜师就正规一点,如今这模样拜师着实有点不妥,有失雅观。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小丫头歪着头想了想说道“那好吧!不过,我要拜师的话,得经过我师尊她同意。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp要不,改天咱们回去巫蛊门后,我请示了我师尊她后,她同意了,我就正式拜你为师怎么样?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡摆摆手说道“没事,怎么样都行,拜师不急,对了,上次听说你师尊是巫蛊门的门主?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“我是圣女,我师父肯定是门主啊?怎么了?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡眼珠子转了转说道“听你上次说,你师尊挺漂亮的?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp提到师尊后,小丫头顿时眼睛一亮,兴奋不已的说道“那可不,不是跟你吹,我家师尊天下第一美人。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp她是我们苗疆巫蛊门远近驰名的第一蛊美人,她还是我们族里的蛊后,她的蛊毒造诣早已经登峰造极,堪称我们巫蛊门近几百年以来最有天赋的弟子。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我和师尊比起来差远了,不过,除了师尊之外,整个族群里就数我的天赋最高了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我师尊的蛊毒之术能够让你在不知不觉之中便中招了,说不定,她看了你一眼,你就中蛊了···”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp听到此言,张小凡顿时倒吸一口凉气,一脸惊恐的说道“卧槽?传说中的瞪谁谁怀孕秘术?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp池婉清白了一眼张小凡没好气的说道“你瞎说啥呢?我师尊是女的···”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡摊摊手说道“那啥,一下子想起来这事,情不自禁便脱口而出了。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“行吧!赶紧炸虫子吧!我现在豢养了大量的虫子,可劲造,管饱···!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp听到此言后,张小凡默默的回头看了看庄园里的小虫子们,顿时为它们默哀三分钟了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp好歹,它们也是传说中的蛊虫啊!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp可是,如今它们的主人在打着主意要吃了它们呀。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp喂养它们的目的就是为了吃,这辈子这些蛊虫遇到了一个吃货的主人也是倒霉催的了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp摇摇头后,张小凡点点头来到了院中,不一会儿便抓起了一大箩筐了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp来到了屋里后,张小凡便开始清洗了一下后,看了看油锅准备了一下后,七成油温下锅。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp滋滋~~~!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一阵滋滋的油炸声传来。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不一会儿,一股香味扑鼻而来,一旁的小丫头顿时嗅了嗅,一脸惊喜的说道“╯▽╰)好香~~呀~~!就是这个味,果然要赤果果的热身后才能炸出来呀~~~!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一旁的张小凡一个踉跄,险些栽倒。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我滴妈呀。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这孩子我都不忍心骗她了,不过,既然她相信,为了让这孩子相信这个世界还是美好的,还是不要告诉她真相了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp毕竟,这真相太残酷了,我怕她接受不了呀!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不一会儿,满满一大盘子金黄酥脆的油炸蛊虫便上桌了。ъìqυgΕtv.℃ǒΜ

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡尝了一口,嘎嘣脆,果然挺香呀,怪不得这小丫头这么喜爱呢。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp可是,就在张小凡吃了一会儿后突然捂住了肚子。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“卧槽?有毒~~~!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一瞬间,张小凡蒙着肚子冲进了厕所了···

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一旁吃着嘎嘣脆虫子的池婉清见到张小凡这模样,顿时白了一眼撇撇嘴说道“ˉ▽ ̄~)切~~,没口福的家伙,多好吃的东西呀!居然还拉肚子的?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp说着,又抓起了几只蛊虫一口一个嘎嘣脆···!

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