第953章 公输姣姣飙车问题女?(2 / 2)

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp公输淳摇摇头说道“这位小哥,你说些什么,老夫完全听不懂,我这次前来是去我女婿家见见我那亲家的。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不知道你说的是什么,后面这两个都是我闺女和女婿,我两闺女都嫁给我女婿了,我还连亲家公,亲家母都没有见过,所以特来拜访一下的···”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp听到此言,司机大哥顿时一脸惊讶的说道“啥?两个?都嫁给小哥了?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一想到这,司机大哥全身冷汗簌簌直冒···

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我勒个去?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp难不成,老子这是大白天的见鬼了?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp拉到了古代鬼了?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp咕噜噜~~~!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp司机大哥看了看公输淳,又看了看公输姣姣和公输莺莺,最后,试探性的问道‘你们真不是剧组的?’

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp公输姣姣疑惑的问道‘啥是剧组啊?能吃嘛?’

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp⊙o⊙)…???

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp司机大哥又问了问说道“敢问你们是从何而来啊?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp公输姣姣嘻嘻一笑说道“我们从天上飞来的啊!可是,到了城郊的时候,我老公不让我们飞了,就让我们下来走啊~~!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp听到此言,司机大哥握着方向盘的手都在发抖了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp呲~~!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp突然,司机大哥一脚刹车将车子停下,紧接着,猛的打开了车门,解开安全带,大吼一声。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“妈耶~~~!有鬼啊~~!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp说着,就疯狂的跑开了···!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp见此一幕,张小凡以手扶额。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp现在,他能够想象到司机大哥的阴影面积啊。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp而公输姣姣见到司机大哥大喊大叫的跑了之后,顿时一愣疑惑的问道‘老公,他咋跑了?’

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡讪讪一笑摊摊手说道“估计是尿急了吧!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“哦,这样啊!管他呢!正好,他走了,我来开~~!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡听到此言,赶紧阻止道。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“别了吧小祖宗,你会开个屁啊?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp公输姣姣不服输的爬到了驾驶室里,趾高气昂的说道‘刚才,我已经看到他怎么开的了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp看好了,我要开车了··!’

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp说着,公输姣姣一脚油门干下去,车子顿时疾驰了出去~~

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp可是,这车子急速行驶之后,小丫头完全不会开,直接开的左摇右摆~的~~!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp没多久,砰的一下,直接撞在了信号灯上,还他喵的是闯红灯过去的···

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp就在此时,一个交警敲了敲车门。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp公输姣姣揉了揉撞疼了的头,随即,打开了车门一脸好奇的看着交警问道“大叔,你找谁?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp交警看了看几人的穿着顿时一愣,随即,皱了皱眉头说道“拍戏的啊?行了,拍戏的也不例外,行驶证,驾驶证,运营证拿出来看看~~~!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp听到此言,公输姣姣一脸疑惑的问道“啥玩意?什么什么证?干嘛的啊?能吃的嘛?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp见此一幕,张小凡已经彻底无语了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这他喵的手机也被公输莺莺这个败家娘们给原地升天了,电话也打不了···

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp最后,张小凡暗叹一声。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp只好一挥手,直接带着几人一个闪身消失不见了··!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp要不然,留下来,会越来越麻烦的。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp而交警看到这一幕后,顿时吓的脸色发白的在对讲机里喊道“有··情况~~~!***路口,有一辆幽灵驾驶的汽车撞到了交通信号灯,请求支援,请求支援~~~!还是古代鬼~~~!会开车的古代鬼~~!”

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