第993章 气大伤身,请勿动怒(1 / 2)

辛蝶梦Σ⊙▽⊙&quota???

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一瞬间,辛蝶梦彻底懵逼的看着张小凡。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp紧接着,辛蝶梦下意识的脱口而出惊呼道“卧槽?你是太监?啥时候做的结扎手术啊?你还这么年轻?咋就这么想不开呢?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp还是为了不想负责,直接把自己给掐了,以此能够体验到足够的快乐?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡看着辛蝶梦叽里呱啦说了一大堆,顿时呆滞住了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“卧槽?你··这想象力也太丰富了吧?简直让我无言以对啊!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp辛蝶梦嘟着嘴,一脸黯然的说道“我居然··上当了,ε=′ο`*)))唉,你说,你干嘛要做结扎手术呢!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡彻底抓狂了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“我没有~~啊~~!我就是暂时性的,懂不懂?不是我不行,是你们不行~~~!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp辛蝶梦一脸疑惑的看着张小凡。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“啥玩意就我们不行啊?你自己不行,还赖我了?我虽然没检查过,但是,我身体很健康的,怎么可能是我的原因?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡欲哭无泪了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这咋解释呢?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp最后,张小凡只能耐心的将前因后果给辛蝶梦讲述了一个遍。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp当听完了之后,辛蝶梦小嘴都长大成了o型。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“我勒个擦?还有这种事情?那怎么办?我还计划着早点带个孩子呢!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡暗叹一声说道“谁说不是呢,不过,我那个老骗子师父也不知道死哪去了?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp现在我还在到处找他呢,只要找到了他才能够找到解决这个麻烦问题的解决办法啊。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp所以嘛,现在,我可以尽情的那啥,不用任何的安全措施的···!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp辛蝶梦白了一眼张小凡。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“ˉ▽ ̄~)切~~!德性~~!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“小蝶,咱们回帝都吧,这荒郊野外的,风吹pp凉的,一点也不好玩的。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp辛蝶梦撇撇嘴说道“你不是说一起看明早的日出嘛?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡顿时一滞。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“呃···那好吧!看完日出,咱们就回帝都···”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp···········!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp帝都!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张家大院。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp此时的田美美早已经就被直升机送到了这里了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp如今,她如坐针毡的正坐在餐桌上,对面则坐着张二河和师婉慧。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“呃··,美美是吧?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp师婉慧一脸别扭的问道。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp田美美点点头说道“嗯嗯,伯母。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“美美啊,赶紧吃菜啊,就当自己家一样,不要太拘束了,太拘束了,整得我们都有点紧张了。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp田美美尴尬一笑点点头说道“嗯呢,谢谢伯母。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp说着,也尴尬的开始夹菜了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一旁的张二河暗叹一声说道“造孽啊!又来一个···”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp师婉慧赶紧踢了一下张二河,没好气的说道“赶紧吃菜,你不说话,没人把你当哑巴!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张二河见状,无奈一叹,只能低头扒拉饭了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp随便,吃了几口,就对着师婉慧说道“老爷子督促得紧,我先去修炼了···”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp师婉慧点点头。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“去吧去吧,省得在这也碍眼···”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张二河ε=′ο`*)))唉!!!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp瞅瞅,这家庭弟位,简直了···

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不说了,都是泪啊!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张二河走后,师婉慧见到田美美也吃完了,就拉着她到客厅里唠嗑去了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“美美啊,你和我们家小凡又是怎么认识的啊?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp就这样,田美美开始跟师婉慧讲述起了,她和张小凡的事迹。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp当田美美讲完之后,师婉慧眼皮子狂跳不已。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp好家伙?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这个臭小子,专攻窝边草啊!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他就去了他大师姐的公司里,就撩了一打回来?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp差不多把公司里,能打击的都精准打击了一遍了吧?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp古语有云也,兔子还不吃窝边草呢。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp可是,这小子倒好,窝边草是薅的一根不剩啊!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不过,他也没辙,只能先等张小凡那个臭小子回来,他自己来处理了。

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