第1002章 小凡,你喜欢嘛?(1 / 2)

张小凡一连翻看了好一会儿之后,疑惑的问道“卧槽?咋一个正常点的童话故事都没有啊?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp妞妞看着张小凡翻来覆去的,顿时气鼓鼓的说道“小凡叔叔,你是不是不识字啊?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡听到此言,顿时一阵语塞。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我勒个去?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这··妥妥的来自精神上的压制和鄙视啊!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一念至此,张小凡啪的一下将安屠生童话给扔一边去了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp紧接着,张小凡拍拍胸脯说道“不就是童话故事嘛!搞得谁不会似的···听好了···”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“传说很久很久以前啊~~!呃~~~!这个呢···有一个卖合,弹,头的小女孩~~!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“有一天呢,大雪纷飞,寒风刺骨的,小女孩拖着一筐合,弹,头正在大街上叫卖。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp可是,过往的路人都没有买她的东西,最后,饥寒交迫之下,小女孩绝望的来到了城市的中心区域。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp随即,她便掏出了兜里的唯一一盒火柴,点燃了合,单头···”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“哐当~~!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“轰隆隆~~!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“紧接着,伴随着一声震耳欲聋的轰鸣声,小女孩终于带着全城人见到了她逝去的奶奶~~~!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“呜呜o╥﹏╥)o~~~!妈妈,这不是卖火柴的小女孩~~~!好恐怖啊~~~!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一旁的孙彩静也是目瞪口呆的看着张小凡。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp最后,孙彩静赶紧抱住了妞妞,没好气的说道“小凡,你这讲的都是什么跟什么啊?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp人家是卖火柴的小女孩,咱们到了你这里就成了卖合,弹,头的小女孩了?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp还轰的一下,全城吃席?你咋想的啊?这是安徒生童话嘛?分明就是安屠生魔话吧!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡讪讪一笑说道“我··这不也确实不会讲童话故事嘛!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp孙彩静撇撇嘴说道“罢了罢了,还是我来讲吧!你一边凉快去吧!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp说着,孙彩静就抱着妞妞去一边讲安徒生童话去了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不一会儿,妞妞便入睡了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp见到妞妞入睡之后,张小凡示意了一下孙彩静。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp孙彩静皱了皱眉头摇摇头,小声说道“不行,妞妞抱着我的,我一动她就会醒的···”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbspε=′ο`*)))唉!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡一阵无语的。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp看到张小凡一脸无趣的样子,孙彩静微微一笑说道“你先去隔壁吧!等会,我想办法过来···”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp听到此言,张小凡眼睛一亮。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp赶紧点点头说道“嗯嗯,ok,那我先过去了···”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp要知道,隔壁可是陈怡房间啊!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp她也··过来···

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp嘶~~~!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp哟西,大大的良心啊!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp另一边,陈怡,辗转反侧,随后又拿出镜子看了看。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp看了看镜子里,自己舌头上打的舌钉,她就一阵窃喜不已的喃喃自语道“也不知道,小凡要是知道了这个神器,会不会激动的不要不要的?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp就在此时,嘎吱一声。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡从门外走了进来。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“小怡,我来啦~~!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不一会儿,张小凡来到了陈怡身后,从身后直接缓缓的抱住了她。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“哇塞,阿玛尼斩男香,小怡,没看出来,你这收入提升上去之后,也舍得花钱了嘛!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这都舍得买了,这些化妆品都是高档货了啊?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp陈怡抿嘴一笑说道“我这不也是为了你这个富家大少爷嘛?作为你身边的女人,要是再用那些廉价的化妆品,我这不也怕把你这个大少爷给熏出毛病来?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡咧嘴一笑,一把抱起陈怡,直接给放在了化妆桌上,正面对着她。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp随即,抬起她的下巴说道“你个小妖精,真的是越来越过分了···我都有点招架不住了···”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp陈怡突然伸出了自己的小舌头说道“你看,这个怎么样?好看不?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡看到舌钉之后,顿时惊愕不已的说道“卧槽?你这··什么时候装的?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp陈怡抿嘴一笑说道“这个你不用管,就说喜不喜欢吧?很刺激的哦!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡狠狠咽了咽口水。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我滴天呐。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这··方面,还得是陈怡啊!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp就一个字,牛逼克拉斯!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp突然,门再一次打开了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp只见,孙彩静蹑手蹑脚的走了进来。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp进来后,她嘘了一口气说道“终于将妞妞给哄睡下了。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp见到孙彩静之后,张小凡嘴角一笑。

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