呲溜~~！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbspˉ﹃ˉ)~~~！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“公子？公子，你怎么不说话？”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp曦颜疑惑的伸手在张小凡面前摇了摇手。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“啊~~呲溜~~ˉ﹃ˉ)？？？你刚才说啥？”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp见到一副流口水模样的张小凡，妖妖顿时气极了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp喂！你刚才见到我的时候，咋不流口水啊？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp然后见到眼前这个女人，你丫的就流口水？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp你知不知道，这样对我打击很大的啊？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp难道说，我不是女人嘛？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我连让你一丝丝犯罪的欲望都没有嘛？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp┭┮﹏┭┮~~~！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我做女人好失败啊！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp难道说，我这样的女人，只有和尚喜欢？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不应该啊？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp老娘天生丽质难自弃的？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp怎么可能就那个臭和尚会喜欢啊？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp就在妖妖陷入深深的自我怀疑的时候，张小凡立马伸出手，拉住了对面曦颜的纤纤玉手，一个劲的握在手心里。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp嘿嘿一笑的说道“你好，你好，我叫张小凡，张小凡的张，张小凡的小，张小凡的凡~~~！”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp⊙o⊙)…？？？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp卧了个槽？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这尼玛完全和我见面不一样啊？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp你这立马就自我介绍是什么鬼？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp见了我的时候，你丫的就拉着我跟你喝酒，还特么的喝了一大坛？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp老娘肚子都被你搞大··喝呸，喝大了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp结果，你就这样对我的？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一想到这，她就更加委屈了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp于是，她一脸委屈中又夹杂着一丝丝怒意的说道“喂！张小凡，你把我肚子都搞大了，难道就想这么一走了之，不负责任了？”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一旁正被张小凡握着手疯狂揩油的曦颜顿时瞪大了眼睛，满眼不可思议的看着张小凡和妖妖。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“什么？你们··呃··发展这么快的？秒怀？还是··你们以前就认识？几个月了？”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡听到此言，顿时无语，只好赶紧说道“美女，你千万别误会啊！我跟她就是萍水相逢，啥玩意肚子就大了啊？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp那里面都是酒~~！我刚买的酒···，谁让她喝这么多的？”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp妖妖Σ⊙▽⊙&quota？？？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp卧槽？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡，你可真够可以的啊。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp瞬间就翻脸不认人啊？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp果然是有异性没人性的，你这货完美的诠释了什么叫做世纪最佳渣男啊！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp人家别的都是提起裤子不认账，你这倒好，裤子都还没托就已经不认账了，翻脸无情了？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“哼~~！张小凡，你混蛋，老娘百般勾引你，结果，你跟我说，你喜欢老女人？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp可是，这货连正眼都没有瞅你一眼，你就上去疯狂揩油的？”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp曦颜尴尬的说道“公子，能先松开手嘛？手麻了···”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡嘿嘿一笑，松开了手，十分绅士的说道“姑娘一看就是知书达理之人，温文儒雅，气质出尘啊！”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp曦颜抿嘴一笑说道“公子说笑了，小女子出身卑微，自然是比不得妖妖圣女尊贵，公子厚爱，还赏奴家几分薄面，奴家感激不尽~~！”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一瞬间，听到这软糯糯的声音，张小凡浑身骨头都酥了···