第1116章 战前动员大会(1 / 2)

就在此时,圆通大和尚走上前,拍了拍张小凡的肩膀说道。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“老哥,不得不说,你是真狠人啊,我咋没想到这招呢?霸王硬拔葱啊?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp咳咳咳~~!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡一阵猛咳。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一脸诧异的看着圆通和尚。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“卧槽?你小子绝逼去过地球吧?霸王硬拔葱这典故你都知道?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp圆通和尚顿时一愣说道“地球?什么东东,能吃嘛?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp呃!!!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp看样子,这家伙没有去过?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡摆摆手说道“好了,不废话了,和尚,你这次来咋说?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“哈哈,那还有啥好说的?我可是渡缘寺大弟子,下一任大当家的,他们能咋地?我说打,那就打呗!反正,贫僧的大刀早已经饥渴难耐了···”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp见到这货一脸弑杀的模样,张小凡狠狠咽了咽口水说道“你可真是得道高僧啊,话说,这奸,淫掳,掠,你还有啥不干的?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp圆通和尚双手合十,一脸虔诚的说道“阿弥陀佛,善哉善哉~~!只要心中有佛,一切皆凡尘琐事,怎么做都没问题。”www.bǐqυgetν.℃ǒm

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp呃!!!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡顿时一愣。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“有道理~~!那行,咱们也就不要废话了,几人渡缘寺也愿意结盟参战的话,那十大势力就已经过半为我们所用了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp其余的人,大概率不会来了,哦,差点忘了,丫头,你兽王塔那边怎么说?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“你才丫头呢,我比你可大多了···乖,叫姐姐~~!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbspo*^@^*)o。。。。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“哎呦呵?就你这小虾米还让我叫姐姐?没门···,现在时间紧任务重,别废话了,赶紧说说吧!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“哼!急啥啊?一点也不懂情趣的···”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp嘀咕了几句之后,兽王塔小公主,汤婵嘟嘟嘴说道“我父母说了,只要你肯入赘兽王塔,他们就鼎力相助···”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡闻言,皱了皱眉头说道“卧槽?老子堂堂七尺男儿,岂能寄人篱下?做上门女婿?不可能?绝对不可能的···

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp咱也是有底线有尊严的人,如何能够入赘吃软饭?这事没得商量···”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp汤婵撇撇嘴说道“他们还说了,只要你肯入赘,兽王塔任凭你差遣,从此之后,你就是兽王塔的主人。他们也正好去旅游了···”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp听到此言,张小凡眼睛一眯说道“其实吧!这上不上门的也没啥区别嘛!就是换个地方睡觉嘛!哎呀,这问题不大···”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp曦颜、潘小莲、韩芸汐,圆通和尚,吴爽

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbspΣ⊙▽⊙&quota???

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp卧槽?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp脸呢?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp话说,你的脸呢?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp你的尊严呢?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp你的底线呢?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡轻咳一声说道“那啥,啥时候我准备准备嫁过去啊?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp哐当~~!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp几人一个踉跄直接栽倒在地。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp话说,你还能要点脸嘛?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp汤婵也是目瞪口呆的看着张小凡。

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