&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp听到此言，师婉慧狠狠瞪了一眼张小凡。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“咋地？活着不好呗？还是想回炉重造，亦或者是想提前投胎了？”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp咕噜噜~~！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡看着老妈凶横的表情，顿时旗鼓歇菜了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“呃~~！老妈，瞧你这话说的？刚才我就放了个屁，啥也没说，你啥也没听到哈~~！那啥，老爸，我刚想起来，我还有事呢，那我先走了，你自求多福哈~~！”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp说着，张小凡赶紧拉着点心大妹子撒丫子狂奔而出。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp生怕耽搁一秒他都小命不保啊。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp就在张小凡走后，突然，房子里传出来一声痛苦的嘶吼声。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“啊~~~！”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp听到身后传来的惨嚎声，张小凡顿时打了一个寒颤。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“呼~~！还好还好本少爷溜得快，要不然，小命难保呀！”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp看着心有余悸的张小凡，点心疑惑的问道“他们是你父母？”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡点点头说道“如假包换啊！咋啦？有什么问题嘛？”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp点心摇摇头说道“哎~~！果然你们华夏的婆媳关系才是最难处的。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我早有所耳闻，可是，我却本太相信，但是，百闻不如一见，今日一见，果然名不虚传啊！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp看样子，以后，我还是买套房子住外面吧，怪不得，你不让我住家里，谢谢你宝贝~~！我更爱你啦~~！这么快就已经为我考虑好了这么多事了。生怕我和婆婆不好相处呀！”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp呃！！！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡顿时一愣。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp话说，这些妹子都如此自我攻略的嘛？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我这啥也没做，你是咋联想到这是我为你精心准备的？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不过，张小凡也不好说不是吧？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp反正，你自己都已经自我攻略完成了，那我就借坡下驴吧。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp于是，张小凡一拍大腿说道“可不是嘛！瞅瞅那母老虎的样，谁见了不迷糊啊？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我跟你说，为了我们能够良好的相处，我早就考虑好这些琐事了。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp见到张小凡承认了，点心更加的感动了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“嗯嗯，我就知道，小凡哥心里是有我的~~~！”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp说着，就上去强吻了张小凡。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp好一会儿，张小凡才赶紧推开了点心说道“呼~~！差不多得了，都快喘不过气了···”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp点心嘻嘻一笑说道“小凡，我想了···这么久不见，我十分的想·你呀~~！”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡顿时一愣。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“这··要不改日再说，今天···我··我有点不太方便···”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp点心顿时一愣。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbspo゜▽゜)o☆？？？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“啥玩意就不方便啊？你咋了？”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp点心疑惑的问道。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这还是头一次听说，男人还有不方便的时候？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这玩意不是随时随地，整装待发的嘛？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp咋还有不适应期了？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不应该啊？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp没听说过这玩意啊！

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp就在此时，张小凡深吸一口气说道“实不相瞒，我大姨爹来做客啦···”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbspΣ⊙▽⊙&quota？？？

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp点心大妹子一脸惊恐的看着张小凡，颤颤巍巍的说道“啥··大··大··大姨爹？你们··男的还有这···玩意的？”

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