第1187章 儿砸,你是从哪找这么多极品的?(1 / 2)

⊙o⊙)…???

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp夏初雪一脸惊愕的看着张小凡。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“啥?⊙_⊙)?给你啥?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡撇撇嘴说道“行了,你别给我装纯装无辜哈!反正我已经决定给你个机会了。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp夏初雪白了一眼张小凡。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“滚犊子,我··才不呢,那也太恶心了,这不得刷牙啊?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡撇撇嘴说道“那当然得刷牙了,你这嘴巴里不刷牙谁知道有没有细菌啊?万一感染了怎么办?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp夏初雪恶狠狠的瞪了一眼张小凡,没好气的说道“不要,总之不可以···还有别的方法嘛!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp听到此言,张小凡翻了翻白眼。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“得了吧,那否的话,我还不如自己动手,丰衣足食呢。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp夏初雪看着一脸失落的张小凡,最后咬咬牙说道“哎呀,行吧,你说咋整就咋整吧!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡顿时一喜。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“哎,这就对了嘛!欧克···那夫人,时间不早了,咱们歇息吧···”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp··········!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp翌日清晨。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一家人坐在一起心满意足的吃着早餐。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp夏父笑了笑说道“小凡啊,昨晚喝酒,痛快不?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡立马拍拍胸脯说道“那必须的必啊,昨晚这酒啊,是我喝过最爽的一次了,你是不知道啊,不是跟你吹,昨晚我直接持续了好几个时···”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp可是,还不待他说完,一旁坐着的夏初雪赶紧踢了一下张小凡,让他闭嘴别乱说。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一瞬间,张小凡也反应了过来,这可是私人私事,怎么能在老丈人面前炫耀的呢。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp于是,张小凡赶紧改口说道“我··一直持续了好几个小时的酒劲才缓过来呢~~!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二老都一脸狐疑的看了看张小凡和夏初雪。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp只见,夏初雪小脸红扑扑的样子,二老顿时若有所思的看了看两人。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“小凡呀,这酒虽好,但是也不能太贪杯啊!得节制啊!叔懂你这血气方刚的,刚开始都很新奇的,但是,时间久了就腻了···”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp突然,夏父猛的闭嘴了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp卧槽?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp大意了,把自己心里话给说出来了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp果然,就在他说完这句话之后,夏母顿时皱了皱眉头看了看他。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“哦?这么说,你··对我腻了?那是不是想换个口味啊?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp咕噜噜!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp夏父狠狠的咽了咽口水,一脸尴尬的说道“那啥,这··不教育姑爷嘛,我··没这意思··你听我解···”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp但是,夏母已经一脸‘温柔危笑’的来到了夏父身边。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一把揪起夏父就往里屋走,一边走一边还说。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“小凡,初夏,你们先吃着哈,你爸老毛病又犯了,我先替他治一治···”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp看着这一幕,两人也是有点愣神。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp好家伙。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这难道就是传说中的搬起石头砸自己的脚?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不知道过了多久,只见房门打开,夏父一脸鼻青脸肿的走了出来。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“┭┮﹏┭┮~~!我tm招谁惹谁了?居然被连坐了···”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp看着狼狈的夏父,张小凡和夏初雪都可劲憋着笑,硬生生的不敢多言啊。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一家人吃完早餐之后就来到了客厅里,只见二老一脸严肃的看着他们两人。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“呃···,伯父伯母,你们怎么这么看着我们啊?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp二老笑了笑说道“小凡啊,你和初雪有什么打算啊?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡顿时一愣。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“啊?打算?什么打算?没有啊?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡此言一出,二老顿时皱了皱眉头。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“哦?初雪,你也没什么打算嘛?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp夏初雪顿时咽了咽口水,看着二老这逼宫般的死亡凝视,彻底不知道该怎么办了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一时间,两人直接如坐针毡,实在是找不到什么好的办法逃离这里。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp最后,张小凡咽了咽口水,尴尬的说道“话说,小雪还没有见过我父母呢,要不我们先回去见见我父母,然后再做决定怎么样?”

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