第1199章 这沙雕的考核也太奇葩了吧?(2 / 2)

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp六岁能够用爱感化刚当上校长的有志青年让其辞职提前退休,八岁能够称霸校园,号称小霸王。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp咋地?你这是看不起我还是咋地?你倒是考啊~~!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp可是,张小凡扯着脖子喊了好久,虚空之中却是传来一声懒洋洋的声音。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“哈求~~!骚年,老夫都跟你说了,没有考验,你又不信,我能怎么办?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp哦,对了,你眼前这个石台真的就是老夫当年随手抠出来的而已,你激动个屁啊!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp还盯着一个石台研究了这么久?这上面的三个戒指,你随便挑一个吧!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp每一个戒指代表了你选择继承老夫的一个体系的力量,就这么简单···”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp⊙o⊙)…???

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡彻底惊呆了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“卧槽?你特么的逗我玩呢?我不信,这里面肯定有啥机关?是不是我一碰这戒指,我就会嗝屁着凉啊?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“ε=′ο`*)))唉!为什么,世人总是不理解我?每一次我说实话的时候就是没人信,反而,老夫每一次说谎的时候,众人却深信不疑,这也是一种悲哀啊!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一瞬间,听到这熟悉的台词,张小凡顿时一愣。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“卧槽?这句台词好熟悉啊?这尼玛··不是老子的口头禅嘛?喂,你有本事出来,咱们坐而论道···”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“行了,老夫就剩一缕意念留在这世间了,再tm给你啰嗦几句,老子真就彻底灰飞烟灭嗝屁着凉了···

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp你爱信不信吧!反正,机缘就在你面前,你自己看着办吧!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡顿时一愣。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“卧槽?好任性的圣殿之主啊~~!这尼玛是老子见过最奇葩的传承考核了···”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp说着,张小凡也不敢三七二十八了,于是,直接摊摊手,咬咬牙,一把将中间的戒指给抓了起来。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp就在戒指入手的一瞬间,戒指直接变成一条小蛇,猛的对着张小凡手指咬了一口。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“哎哟卧槽~~!果然有诈~~!我这脑子啊~~!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp可是,小蛇尝了一口鲜血之后,微微对着张小凡点了点头说道“不错不错,味道好极了~~!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“呃???你丫的会说话的?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小蛇撇撇嘴说道“本尊是你祖宗···”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一瞬间,听到此言,张小凡不干了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp直接开怼道“我才是你祖宗呢~~!你丫的还敢冒充我祖宗?你信不信我把你起锅烧油给炖了~~!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp见到张小凡如此气急败坏的样子,小蛇没好气的说道“老夫话还没说完呢?我说我是你祖宗曾经佩戴的戒指,有个器灵怎么啦?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡闻言顿时一愣。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“卧槽?器灵不都是女的嘛?你咋还是条蛇?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小蛇顿时一愣,无语的说道“你听谁说,器灵都是女的了?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡摆摆手说道“别跟我扯这些,反正,老子遇到的都是女的···”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小蛇摇摇头说道“行了,骚年,你通关了,以后,你就是我主人了···带我出去吧!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡顿时一愣。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“我尼玛?这考核就完了?可是,我尼玛啥好处也没捞着啊?尼玛,这也太穷了吧?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小蛇没好气的说道‘喂,骚年,你获得了本尊还不自足嘛?你可知本尊当初是何等的威风,何等的霸气嘛?不是跟你吹,老子当年空间之中都装满了仙帝的尸体,你也就赶上了,点子好才选到了俺的···’

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡听到此言,顿时惊呼一声。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“卧槽?你他喵的就是一个装尸体的废物戒指啊?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小蛇听到此言,顿时嘴角一抽一抽的。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我尼玛?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp你这侮辱人··哦不,侮辱器灵也太侮辱的过分了吧?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp老子装尸体的咋了?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp看着小蛇不爽的样子,张小凡没好气的问道“对了,你是装尸体的,那另外两个呢?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp小蛇没好气的说的“她们啊?一个装天材地宝和主人的战利品的,一个乃是主人曾经建立的势力的宝库,里面都好东西~~!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张小凡Σ⊙▽⊙&quota???

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp┭┮﹏┭┮!!!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp卧槽?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp格劳资的?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp合着就是劳资手贱就挑了你这么个废物呗?

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