第47章 吓尿了(2 / 2)

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp贾瑞却说道“谁说侠士就非得是舞刀弄枪的力士?侠者,仁心!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp侠者之大,为国为民;侠者之小,为友为邻。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp奴奴这次怎么也算是为汴京除了一害,怎么不该称之为侠?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp说着竟然对着赵元奴恭恭敬敬的一躬到地“小人不知原来赵大家除了才貌无双,竟然还是个女中侠士,失敬失敬,请受小生一拜!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp赵元奴噗嗤一笑,噘着嘴皱着鼻子朝贾瑞做了个鬼脸

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“罢了,知道你嘴巴甜又能说。下次再有这么好玩的事可要叫上我!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“啊?”贾瑞以为自己听错了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp干这事还上瘾不成?要不带着赵元奴去干仙人跳算了……

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“啊什么啊?你不是说我是侠女吗?我跟着你一道除暴安良!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp贾瑞笑着摇了摇头“罢了,还是安生在家里猫着吧。你也看到了,群众里面有坏人呐!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp就你这祸国殃民的长相,乖乖在家里猫着就是为社会稳定做贡献了!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp倘或真出点什么岔子,我不得心疼死?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp赵元奴道“我都不怕,你怕什么?你找来的那些人那么厉害,能有什么危险?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp贾瑞也懒得跟她解释,只是说道“得了吧,你瞧你刚才吓得,小脸都白了。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp赵元奴听了怒道“胡说!谁说我怕了!我……我那都是装出来迷惑那高衙内的!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“是吗?”贾瑞笑嘻嘻的看着赵元奴。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“当然!”赵元奴很肯定的点了点头。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp贾瑞突然伸出胳膊给赵元奴来了个壁咚,漏出一副色眯眯的表情道

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“不怕?小娘子,我想和你说说话认识认识~”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp赵元奴楞了一下,随即明白了贾瑞是在学方才高衙内调戏自己的模样。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp遂笑着推了贾瑞一把“我没和你闹!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp贾瑞却捏住了赵元奴的下颚道“小娘子别急着走啊,本衙内并无恶意,不过是想和娘子认识认识,不知娘子高姓芳名,家住哪里?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp赵元奴哭笑不得,索性陪他闹一回,往后退了一步

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“动手动脚的做什么?不怕王法么?走开!不然我可要喊了!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp贾瑞又往前逼了一步“嘿嘿嘿,你喊呐,你喊破喉咙也不会有人来救你的!你越喊得大声我越兴奋~”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp说着又往前逼了一步,身子几乎已经贴在了赵元奴身上。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“救命!来人呐~”赵元奴两只手护住胸前嘴里小声求救,模样说不出的惹人怜爱。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不等再喊第二声,两片樱唇已经被堵住了,只能发出呜呜的呻吟声。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp许久才得了自由,晕乎乎的赵元奴张着小嘴呼呼的喘息不已。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp贾瑞咬着她的耳垂儿说道“你看,我就说你不行吧,都吓尿了!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp赵元奴一扭头啐道“放屁!谁吓尿了!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp贾瑞将一根亮晶晶的手指伸到赵元奴眼前“没尿?那这是什么?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“哎呀!”赵元奴恨不得一口咬死这个无赖,狠狠地将贾瑞的手推开了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp贾瑞却顺势一拉,便将赵元奴腰间的汗巾子扯了下来“又不是外人,怕什么?既然尿了,就该把脏裤子脱了换一条才好~”

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