第144章 乱点鸳鸯谱(2 / 2)

水浒大无赖 猿程旭 4863 字 2023-04-08

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp来到十字坡边看时,为头一株大树,四五个人抱不交,上面都是枯藤缠着。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp看看抹过大树边,早望见一个酒店,门前窗槛边坐着一个妇人,露出绿纱衫儿来,头上黄烘烘的插着一头钗环,鬓边插着些野花。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp见武松同两个公人来到门前,那妇人便走起身来迎接。下面系一条鲜红生绢裙,搽一脸胭脂铅粉,敞开胸脯,露出桃红纱主腰,上面一色金钮。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp那妇人见有客来便倚门迎接,笑道“客官,歇脚了去。本家有好酒、好肉,要点心时,好大馒头!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp两个公人和武松入到里面,一副柏木桌凳座头上,两个公人倚了棍棒,解下那缠袋,上下肩坐了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp武松先把脊背上包裹解下来,放在桌子上,解了腰间搭膊,脱下布衫。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp两个公人道“这里又没人看见,我们担些利害,且与你除了这枷,快活吃两碗酒。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp便与武松揭开了封皮,除了枷来,放在桌子底下,都脱了上半截衣裳,搭在一边窗槛上。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp只见那妇人笑容可掬道“客官要打多少酒?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp武松道“不要问多少,只顾烫来。肉便切三五斤来,一发算钱还你。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp那妇人道“也有好大馒头。”(宋代的馒头带馅,也就是包子。)

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp武松道“也把三二十个来做点心。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp那妇人嘻嘻地笑着入里面,托出一大桶酒来。放下三只大碗,三双箸,切出两盘肉来。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一连筛了四五巡酒,去灶上取一笼馒头来,放在桌子上。两个公人拿起来便吃。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp武松取一个拍开看了,叫道“酒家,这馒头是人肉的是狗肉的?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp那妇人嘻嘻笑道“客官休要取笑。清平世界,荡荡乾坤,哪里有人肉的馒头,狗肉的

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp滋味我家馒头是黄牛的。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp武松道“我从来走江湖上,多听得人说道‘大树十字坡,客人谁敢那里过肥的切做馒头馅,瘦的却把去填河。’”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp那妇人道“客官,那得这话这是你自捏出来的。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp武松道“我见这馒头馅肉有几根毛,一象人小便处的毛一般,以此疑忌。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp武松又问道“娘子,你家丈夫却怎地不见?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp那妇人道“我的丈夫出外做客未回。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp武松道“恁地时,你独自一个须冷落。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp那妇人笑着寻思道“这贼配军却不是作死,倒来戏弄老娘!正是‘灯蛾扑火,惹焰烧身’。不是我来寻你,我且先对付那厮。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这妇人便道“客官,休要取笑。再吃几碗了,去后面树下乘凉。要歇,便在我家安歇不妨。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp武松听了这话,自家肚里寻思道“这妇人不怀好意了。你看我且先耍他。”

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