第509章 非礼勿动(1 / 2)

水浒大无赖 猿程旭 7210 字 2023-04-08

见贾瑞果然不说了萧普贤女反而急了,说道“又没有外人,再说了这里是大辽,你跟我说说怕什么?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp你若不是吹牛,倒是跟我说说,你若说得真切了我就信你!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp贾瑞道“罢了,既然王妃要求了,那我就随便1吹,你胡乱1听当个乐子就是了。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“你这样说就对了!快说快说!”萧普贤女催促道。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp贾瑞却反问道“不知王妃对道教可有所了解么?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“略知12,怎么又扯到道教上了?”萧普贤女不解道。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp贾瑞却说道“老子说道生1、1生2、2生3,3生万物,万物负阴而抱阳,冲气以为和。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这百花固金油是萃百花百草白药之精华,乃是滋补圣品,要阴阳相调才能达到最好的效果。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp所以么,若是女子要用这个百花固金油,自然找个阳刚男子做最好了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp可是王妃你想想,后宫里头除了宫女就是太监,这些人也都是属阴的,哪儿来的阳气十足的男子?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp于是我就成了给皇后和贵妃们按摩的最佳人选了。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“呵呵,你就胡说8道吧。她们那么尊贵的人怎么会……”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp贾瑞反问道“难道王妃的身份就不尊贵了么?难道长公主的身份不尊贵么?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp现在臣给王妃按揉脖子,想来王妃已经多多少少的体会到这个百花固金油的妙处了,你却不知,按揉别的地方更比脖子舒服百倍呢!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp王妃可知道赵佶老儿的后宫里有多少佳丽么?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“有多少?”萧普贤女问道。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“有名号和身份的妃嫔才人等就是1百4十3个,没有名号的有将近5百个!再加上诸如御女、采女歌女什么的,1共有3千来人!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“这……这么多!”萧普贤女不禁感叹道“宋国皇帝这身子骨可真不错!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp贾瑞听了嗤笑道“哪里,不过是贪多嚼不烂罢了。因而后宫里的嫔妃们1个个饥渴难耐的,经常闹出事来。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp将后宫之主皇后娘娘给闹得头痛不已,这不是才让我去给她推拿按摩吗!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp结果试了两回,果然就喜欢上了。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“你……你能进后宫?那些个娘娘妃子们……真的这么放得开,会让你……让你给她们按身子?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp贾瑞道“嗨!规矩是用来破坏的,王妃可听过这句话吗?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp再说了,难道皇后病了,不能找大夫进后宫诊脉,还要让她出宫、或者找个女先生、太监给她诊脉?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp而且……这种按摩除了可以减缓疲劳、滋养身子,也可以在某些方面让人觉得满足不是吗?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp若是舒舒服服的来个全身按摩后再来1次和谐的阴阳交合,啧啧啧,那滋味,就算是给个神仙当也不换呐!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp身

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp若不是因为趴着,萧普贤女肯定会惊掉下巴“你……你说的阴阳交合,该不会是……那个吧?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp贾瑞嘿嘿1笑道“正是王妃所想的那样!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“你……你竟然和大宋皇后……”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp贾瑞叹了口气道“所以么,我现在这不是在大宋混不下去了,才跑到大辽来了?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp萧普贤女道“原来是因为这个!这么说你以前说的那些是蔡太师手下的人,都是胡编乱造的咯?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp贾瑞道“怎么会是胡编乱造的?王妃你看我赚钱开公司的本事是假么?蔡太师的万贯家资是假的么?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我能进宫献药也是因为有太师的推荐呢!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“真是想不到,大宋皇后,母仪天下的人竟然也……也会偷腥?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp贾瑞想起郑皇后来,听萧普贤女这么说不由得有些不满,心道妈的你说她,1会儿我也让你变成会偷腥的人,看你还有没有脸说别人!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp因说道“阴阳相济相生本是天地道法自然,若是强行压制着算什么?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp读者身

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp萧普贤女道“罢了,我怎么又觉得口渴得很了,你再去倒1杯茶来给我吃。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp贾瑞应了1声去倒水,同时心里头也有点犯嘀咕难道是那药面过期了不成?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp当初可是连那么端庄的郑皇后都能拿下的,怎么到了萧普贤女这里却水土不服了?早知道应该多带1点来才是!

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