361 司扶倾竟然是个中医?!【1更】(1 / 2)

司扶倾胤皇郁夕珩 卿浅 11475 字 2023-04-11

秦导的心脏承受能力在逐步提高,他现在是最轻松的一个。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp为了多吓一吓这届观众,节目组在后期剪辑的时候才会换上让人紧张起来的配乐,还配上了一行大字。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp【我记得节目组在开头就说了,会模拟真实的职场,出现了什么问题都由实习生自己解决,司扶倾要真的去节目组要一张我看不起她。】

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp【那有什么办法,人家可是大明星,啧啧。】

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp司扶倾火的速度太快了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp两年的全网黑,硬是靠着《青春少年》这个节目打了个翻身仗。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp之后她的资源成指数型的爆发,代言综艺影视剧……就没有一个差的。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp司扶倾也没有签任何经纪公司,自然有不少人眼红。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp好不容易

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“不用。”观众们都听见她说得风轻云淡,“我们自己画。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp【???】

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp弹幕难得地统一了起来,一片问号飘过,把整张屏幕都遮住了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp【自己画?亏你想得出来,你手又不是打印机,最多画个简笔图。】

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp【人体穴位图能说画就画?】

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp屏幕上,司扶倾从容不迫地拿起马克笔,在卫承云拿来的纸上开始画图。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp她一笔画完了轮廓,曲线的弧度恰到好处。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp紧接着又开始标注每一个穴位。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp镜头也给到了a组其他成员,面瘫如卫承云,都瞳孔地震了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp直到她标注完所有穴位,让卫承云上去填名称。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp卫承云是夏大研三系的校草兼学神,作为素人也拥有了一大批粉丝。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp可当粉丝们发现连卫承云都有几个穴位没有填出来的时候,也都震惊了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp【卧槽,司扶倾竟然是个中医?】

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp【画一张穴位图就叫中医了?真搞笑,这年头当中医的门槛可真低,】

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp【是很低,中医有些穴位都不知道呢,但你司姐画出来了[微笑][微笑]】

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp【司扶倾提前知道吧?导演团队和她关系那么好,肯定提前给她透露了呗,最开始听有传闻说这期节目请了很多医学生就是来给司扶倾作配的时候我还不信,现在很明了了,上来就捧司扶倾。】

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp而像是知道网友们的想法,在司扶倾画完这幅图之后,镜头给到了导演室和评委处。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp清清楚楚把他们目瞪狗呆的表情录制了下来。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp十分自然。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp如果真的是演出来的,各个都影帝影后的演技。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp【秦导我这演技可以去竞选影帝了,大家没意见吧?】

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp【没意见没意见,狗头保命。】

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp【!!!我就知道根本不是剧本,我老婆牛逼!】

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp【行,退一万步讲,司扶倾真的是事先知道穴位图会丢,她这都能把穴位图背下来,可见她记忆力强,也愿意去学习,黑子们别黑了,越黑你司姐越勇。】

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp然而,就在弹幕开始吵起来的时候,画面又是一转,给到了院长。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp院长拿着司扶倾的人体穴位图,大肆赞扬,想要购买这幅图的意愿。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp也拍到了他听完主任的话后裂开的表情。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp【不好,这要是让某位女明星听见了不得去挣个外快?】

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp【闭嘴闭嘴快闭嘴!退圈了你负责?】

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一期节目两个小时,看完之后,观众们还有些意犹未尽。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不可否认,有些网友在看完这期综艺后对司扶倾有所改观。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp毕竟司扶倾是热搜体质,天天挂在热搜上,也会引起其他人的反感。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp但她在《职员诞生记》里所表现出来的

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“恭喜恭喜。”桑砚清专门打了个电话来,“收视率不错,破了这两年综艺的收视率,网络播放量今天也到五千万了,大夏台台长专门给你包了个红包,明天给你送过来。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“这么顺利,你有没有什么想说的?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp司扶倾摸着下巴“我在考虑我要不要多画几张人体穴位图卖给院长。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp桑砚清“……”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这都能让你发现商机了?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不去干金融投资可惜了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp通话结束,桑砚清忧心忡忡地对经纪人助理说“我这耽误了多少个领域的天才啊?到时候有人找我拼命怎么办?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp经纪人助理“……”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp她小心翼翼地开口“桑姐,您心里都乐开花了,就别露出这副表情了。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“你这丫头,这时候倒是说起我来了。”桑砚清笑骂,“大家都有功,一会儿我做东请客。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp工作室各部门都欢呼了起来。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp桑砚清并不担心《职员诞生记》,她担心的是《镇国女将》这部电视剧。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp又是一场硬仗要打。

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp司扶倾这边。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp她刚和桑砚清通完电话,又接到了一个

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp没有来电显示。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp她眯了眯眼,还是接起,但没说话。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp直到对方忍不住了开口“喂,你怎么不说话?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“是你啊小神童。”司扶倾听出了这个声音,“难得啊,你亲自打电话给我,有什么事?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp陆星辞努力说服自己忽视那个称呼,他追问“你知道今年国际联考潜力评估出了一个sss级吧?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp司扶倾哦了声“我考的,怎么了。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“我就知道是你。”陆星辞咬牙切齿,“除了你这个变态,不可能有人考满分!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“你不也是满分吗?”司扶倾懒洋洋,“你这么激动干什么?就为这点事来找我?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“我这么激动干什么?你竟然还有脸问的出口?我就问问你还有什么不会的?”陆星辞只想爆粗口,“演戏、游戏设计、学术……你还跑去参加医学综艺!操!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他没忍住,还是爆了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp竟然还叫他小神童,他只感觉到羞愧。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp司扶倾并不生气,淡淡的“这有什么,只要你失去的足够多,你也能狠心去学很多东西。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp陆星辞愣了愣“你……”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“对了,你在自由洲对吧?”司扶倾打了个响指,“帮个忙怎么样?回头你有忙我肯定帮。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“哼,你能帮我什么忙,我才不要。”陆星辞很傲娇,“说,有什么忙让我帮?”

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