第387章茅房炸了(1 / 2)

大毛反手就是一巴掌。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp轰隆隆!!!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp顿时。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp司马重等人全部如遭重击,一个个如同山石滚落一般,纷纷跌入了茅坑里面。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp噗通噗通噗通!!!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp本就不大的茅坑,顿时人满为患。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp粪水都被挤得涌了上来。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp大毛赶紧跳了出来。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp它可不想被粪水沾染到。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp而司马重等人全部挤在一个茅坑里面,那叫一个生不如死。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他们何曾受过这样的屈辱啊。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp轰!!!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp司马重灵气爆发,整个人直接从粪坑里面飞了出来。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp其他人也是相继腾飞。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp正在半梦半醒的叶青云,突然间听见了一声巨响。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp吓得他直接从床上滚了下来。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“卧槽地震了吗?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp叶青云也顾不得穿上衣服,穿着一条裤头就冲了出来。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp柳家姐妹也是迅速来到了院。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这一刻。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp叶云三人见到了极为震撼的一幕。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp茅房炸了!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp然后一条条浑身黄不拉几的身影从粪坑里面哗啦啦飞出。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp转眼间。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp全部都飞不见了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp只剩下已经被炸烂掉的茅房。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp还有那一片狼藉的茅坑。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp叶青云直接看傻了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp我的天老爷。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp自己这茅房是招谁惹谁了?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp怎么就炸了?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp还有人从茅坑里飞出来?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp莫不是茅坑里的蛆成精了?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp柳家姐妹也是满脸的不知所措。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这一幕简直太离谱了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp正常人谁会想到茅坑里面会飞出来十几个人?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一时间。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp叶云和柳家姐妹都有一种如在梦的感觉。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp好一会儿。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp叶青云才反应过来。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“草!!!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他向天哀嚎。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“我的茅房!!!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“我好不容易才建起来的茅房!!!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“狗日的谁把我茅房炸了???”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp......

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp司马重等人带着无穷的怒火。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp以及满身的屎尿,齐齐飞到了一条河边。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp十几人争先恐后,赶紧跳进了河里。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp肉眼可见。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp河水很快黄了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp而在对岸洗衣服的妇女们,一个个呆若木鸡。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp然后齐齐尖叫起来。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“啊啊!!!这些人身上都是大粪啊!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“这是哪里跑出来一群疯子啊?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“天杀的!整条河都臭了!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp......

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这些妇女们极为愤怒。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp她们在这边洗衣服,你们这满身大粪直接跳进河里洗澡?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这不是找骂吗?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp更有彪悍的妇人,直接拎着洗衣服的大棒子,满脸怒容的就冲了过去。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“你们这些臭不要脸的狗男人,喜欢跳粪坑去是不是?你们这么喜欢大粪还洗什么澡啊?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp几个妇人拎着大棒子走了过来。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp司马重见状,冷哼一声。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp直接一挥手。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp岸边所有的妇人全部都晕了过去。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他还算是手下留情,未曾直接将他们杀了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp但今日的事情,也算是把司马重他们的脸面给丢尽了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp司马重直到此刻,都觉得脑袋嗡嗡的。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不是受伤。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp而是被熏得。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp太臭了!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp太恶心了!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp自己好歹是炼神境高手,更是司马家的长老。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp结果今天居然掉进粪坑了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这大半辈子都过来了,黄土都埋半截身子了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp还能有这样的经历。

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