第506章永远滴神(1 / 2)

被叶青云说了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp诸葛千秋被鱼刺卡了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不是一根两根。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp是不知道多少根。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp全部卡在了诸葛千秋嗓子眼里。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp此刻诸葛千秋才后知后觉,只觉得嗓子里面针扎一样的疼。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp连声音都要发不出来了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp叶青云一见这架势,也是有点慌了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这毕竟是在自己这里吃饭啊。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp要是卡出问题来,自己是不是也要负责任啊?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“你别急,我去拿东西帮你取出来。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp叶青云赶忙说道。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp鱼刺卡嗓子,不能用吞咽的方式,因为这完全是扯淡。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp虽然可能会把鱼刺顺到肚子里去。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp但更大的可能,是让鱼刺卡得更深。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp至于什么喝醋软化鱼刺,那更是莫名其妙。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp喝多少醋才能让鱼刺变软掉进肚子里?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp除非是喝点硫酸。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不过喝硫酸,鱼刺顶不住,人也顶不住啊。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp最正确的方法,便是用工具,直接把鱼刺从嗓子眼里取出来。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp等叶青云从屋里拿出工具,却见诸葛千秋脸色已经恢复了正常。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“额?你没事了?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp叶青云诧异的看着诸葛千秋。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp诸葛千秋点点头,露出一抹尴尬之色。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“让叶公子见笑了,鱼刺已经被我炼化,已无大碍。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp叶青云也松了口气。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这也幸亏诸葛千秋是修炼之人,鱼刺卡嗓子这种事情容易解决。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp要换个普通人,还真挺麻烦的。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp叶青云其实并不怎么爱吃鱼。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp就是因为容易卡嗓子。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp说起来,在叶青云还小的时候,三天两头就被卡鱼刺。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp直接卡出人生阴影了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp等成年之后,鱼也就吃的少了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这也就是招待客人,怎么的也得弄条鱼在桌上才像样。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp要是叶青云自己吃饭。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp半年都难得吃一次鱼。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“你慢点吃。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp叶青云笑着说道。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp诸葛千秋满脸窘迫。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他平日里也不会有这样的失态。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp实在是这糖醋鱼的味道,让他太难以把持了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp顶不住啊。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp吃起来就停不下来了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp连鱼刺卡嗓子都没有察觉到。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“继续吃吧。”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp叶青云招呼道。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp诸葛千秋这一次学乖了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp可不敢再去吃那糖醋鱼了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp虽然味道的确是让他十分喜爱。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp但卡嗓子的感觉,着实是有些难受。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp况且半条鱼都被他吃了,要是再往那糖醋鱼伸筷子,诸葛千秋自己都不好意思了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他看了看那盘子红烧猪蹄,眉头紧皱。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不敢去动。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp因为猪蹄这玩意,在诸葛千秋这种人看来,实在是粗俗不堪的食物。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp只有那些粗鄙之人才会食用。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp自己乃是清雅高士,岂能吃这种东西?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这不是自降身份吗?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp但是看叶青云啃的那叫一个激烈,满嘴流油的样子,让诸葛千秋心里着实有些痒痒。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp叶青云也算是看出来了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp直接上手。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“吃吧吃吧,这玩意香着呢!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一把就将半截猪蹄塞到了诸葛千秋的碗里。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp诸葛千秋看着碗里的猪蹄,一时间也是哭笑不得。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp盛情难却。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp诸葛千秋可不敢拒绝。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp只能是硬着头皮尝了一下。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp结果这一尝。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp顿时就为诸葛千秋打开了新世界的大门。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp比起糖醋鱼。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这红烧猪蹄的味道,更是如同一柄重锤,狠狠敲击着诸葛千秋的心神。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“这世间,怎会有如此美味之物?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp诸葛千秋感到难以置信。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp粗鄙的猪蹄,竟然会爆发出如此难以想象的绝美滋味。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp叶青云嘿嘿笑道“怎么样?味道还不错吧?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp诸葛千秋连连点头。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp然后就和叶青云一样,对着猪蹄猛啃起来。

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