第1347章圣人狂拉(1 / 2)

咕嘟咕嘟咕嘟!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp半碗鲜美无比的鸡汤,被墨家圣人大口大口的喝进了肚子里。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp喝完之后,墨家圣人一脸的意犹未尽,砸吧着嘴巴。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp仿佛回味无穷。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“这鸡汤,当真是鲜美可口,令老夫浑身舒畅啊!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp墨家圣人由衷说道。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“老祖,此刻感觉怎么样?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp赵鼎忙问道。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp墨家圣人刚想说话,却忽然间脸色一变。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“老祖,怎么了?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp眼见墨家圣人变了脸色,在场众人都是不免紧张了起来。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp墨家圣人神情变得极为古怪。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp眉头紧紧皱起。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp呼吸都变得有些急促起来。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp紧接着。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp众人就听到了一阵奇怪的声响。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp噗噗噗噗噗噗!!!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp墨家圣人正在疯狂放屁!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一个接一个的响亮大屁,从墨家圣人的体内不断涌现出来。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp声音回荡在大殿之。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp在场的每一个人都听得清清楚楚。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp所有人都愣住了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp俗话说响屁不臭,臭屁不响。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp可墨家圣人此刻所放的屁,却是又臭又响。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp那一阵阵臭味扑面而来,熏得在场之人一个个脸色发白,却也不敢表现出来。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp墨家圣人自己也是极为尴尬,脸色一阵涨红。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他都多少年没有放过屁了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp今天倒好。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一放起来就拦不住了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp噗噗噗噗!!!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp放屁声还在持续,并且还挺有节奏感的。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp三长两短!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp噗通!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp有一位神工城长老顶不住了,被屁熏得眼花缭乱,直接一下子坐在了地上。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“老祖!你这是怎么了?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp赵鼎强忍屁臭,赶忙问道。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“老夫......”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp墨家圣人想要开口说些什么,可他也不知道自己为啥能放出这么多屁来。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp就感觉肚子里涨得厉害,一股股的气在里面窜来窜去。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp必须要放出来。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不然墨家圣人觉得自己的身躯可能会被胀破。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“莫非是那鸡汤的缘故?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp有长老将墨家圣人接连放屁的事情,联想到了刚才所喝的鸡汤。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp赵鼎也怀疑和鸡汤有关。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp但他还不确定,此刻墨家圣人放屁究竟是好事还是坏事?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp就在此时。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp墨家圣人忽然间站起身来。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp脸色更加古怪。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“不好!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp墨家圣人大叫不好,随即一下子冲出了大殿。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp赵鼎等人见状,也是赶忙跟了出去。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp就见那墨家圣人正在神工城内疯狂乱窜。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp似乎是在寻找着什么。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp窜来窜去,却并未能找到什么。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他又一下子飞到了赵鼎等人面前,脸上满是焦急和痛苦之色。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“茅房呢?城内难道没有茅房吗?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp赵鼎等人全都愣住了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp茅房?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp墨家圣人刚才那急匆匆的样子,居然是在找茅房吗?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“茅房啊!老夫憋不住了!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“再找不到茅房,老夫就只能去城外山野之间解决了!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp墨家圣人急不可耐。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp看起来当真是憋得十分难受。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他从没觉得这般痛苦过。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp浑身都在哆嗦,汗毛都倒竖起来了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp而且肚子里也是传来了咕噜咕噜的声响。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp此时此刻,墨家圣人根本不敢再放屁了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp因为这时候的屁,你根本不知道它到底是不是屁。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“有了!叶高人之前住的院子,就特意修了一座茅房!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp赵鼎立马想起来了。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“在何处?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp墨家圣人一副看见了救星的样子,连忙问道。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“就在那里!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp赵鼎一指。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp嗖!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp墨家圣人已经是消失在原地。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp并且精准无比的找到了当初叶青云所居住的院子。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp瞬间冲入了茅房之。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp噼里啪啦!!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp震天的声响,从茅房之内发出。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp赵鼎等人齐齐站在天空上,面面相觑。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp他们听得出来,墨家圣人此刻就在那茅房之如厕。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp但这动静,未免也太大了一些。

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp不知道的还以为这茅房里面有人在交战呢。

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